[egberts]

i rearranged the furniture in your mind palace while you were gone! do you like it :)

[crossleft]

[egberts]

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me

[egberts]

she caught me in the coffin. vasnt me

caught me hanging in the belfry. vasnt me.

she even saw me stick my cross in. vasnt me

i didn't show up on camera. vasnt me

[macklesufficient]

[egberts]

she saw the bites on my shoulder

vasnt me

and that I'm not getting older

vasn't me

[ankshis]

[toskarin]

Thoughts on Santa deniers?

I just don't know where else they think the presents could come from. the parents theory doesn't make sense if you apply even a little bit of scrutiny because mom and dad are asleep at night

[calebwittebane]

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[calebwittebane]

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

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[calebwittebane]

this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

[spell-bloom]

Hey here's some free Sims games. Don't pay for digital media in this economy.

Sims 1

Sims 2

Sims 3

Sims 4

Here is also all non-PC sims games. As well as links to a variety of emulators:

PS2

PS3

XBOX

XBOX 360

PSP

DS

Wii

GameCube

Game Boy Advance/Other emulator

[raakhti]

Wanna play The Sims 1 or The Sims 2 for free? Here you go!

The Sims 1 Starter Pack

The Starter Pack is an all-in-one source for obtaining, installing, and optimizing TS1 on modern hardware.

The Sims 2 Starter Pack

NSIS-based installer for installing & optimizing The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection. Provides the full Ultimate Collection (free Origin version from 2014 with all packs/updates) and bonus content, including fixes needed for modern systems.

[biskyfresh]

take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸

[reddeckwinner]

@bovineblogger

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im craving... $000,000

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

Check your Venmo :)🤭

[mrsterlingeverything]

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

[immortalbeingz]

[giflounge]

The orbit of Jupiter protects the Earth from asteroids.

[behind-my-smile-deactivated2020]

Thanx Jupiter, much appreciated!

[bear-token-with-hexproof]

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

[squareallworthy]

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

[storm-of-feathers]

What

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

[yoinky-sploinky]

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

[time-traveling-fetus]

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

[toothybj]

The Abyss

[beepbeep-eddy-27]

[swagdinner]

[dispenserofshenanigans]

do talk or think about this please

[2fingerswhiskey]

special interest, my belov - [game crashes]

[cannibalchicken]

[palmer]

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

[palmer]

This tumblr shit is easy