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Capri // secret sideblog // 18+ only pls // alucard my beautiful vampire husband (real) posts I only want my 3 most openminded mutuals to see + jokes too inappropriate for main + basically spam of every single random post I ever liked or found mildly amusing. Main is mostly a Castlevania & OC blog so random other stuff goes here

[secretvampirefreak]

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it’s impossible to tell if the Saw franchise is good or bad

[cheaphalloweencostume]

true Saw has never been attempted

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Cicada sketches by Vincent van Gogh.

Found in Vincent van Gogh, Letters from Provence (French edition).

[terrence-tich]

one time they took a cross section of me and they just put my other half in my hand and said okay have fun stitching yourself back together idiot

[karvina]

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

[chiimeramanticore]

i wanna see more art of trans men with boobs where the point of the art is anything other than the fact that they have boobs. i want the idea of trans men with breasts to stop being novel. i want people to stop perceiving trans men as only either having already had top surgery or always binding. i want people to stop assuming everyone with visible breasts is a woman or woman-aligned. i want breasts to become a completely genderless feature. i wanna be allowed to let em hang without being misgendered. i wanna be able to stop worrying about what to put on my chest every day for the sake of other people's perception of me without feeling pressured into getting expensive surgery. i want that to stop being the only two options for transmascs

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[kaylmao]

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[oisenoise]

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted