3 (Three)

There's no protocol for this. 😔😔😔

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I was kindly informed by Holism that everyone else has an "ask blog". I just joined this blogging site to participate in conversations, but maybe you can send me those "asks" too. I will do my best to answer, even if sometimes it's difficult to find words and speak.

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Oh! Nice to meet you all! 🌼🌼🌼

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(Holism says I should introduce myself. I'm SecUnit Three. You can call me Three or 3. Being a free SecUnit is very complicated and there are no protocols to follow. I'm doing my best every day though!)

[secunit-three]

Currently accepting inquiries about my exploits in Platform Decay 😊😊😊

Perihelion-drone is still mad at me 🥺👉👈 I could use some reassurance.

[secunit-three]

You’re so goated (that means Greatest Of All Time) and you’re super cool

Thank you 😊😊😊 You must be my no 1 fan!

[freak-motion]

threes weird bot pilot polycule vs. the shut-ins

[secunit-three]

Oh. Is that what it is 😳😳😳

[poorlemons]

what if they just had to stand around chilling for a bit, what then. Three is a good crew member and wears the damn uniform, meanwhile, secunit lives every day in the most anonymous, pocketed outfits possible, and in this dichotomy i find joy.

[secunit-three]

Believe me that Murderbot 1.0 wears its Perihelion uniform as much as me if not more. (Holism got jealous at some point and gave me the uniform for its crew in its colors.)

[secunit-three]

Hey Three!

I'm one of the SecUnits you freed, the one that met the other SecUnit with more codes actually. It made the HelpMe.file, right?

Thanks for help :>

Hello! It's great to know you're still alive!

The answer to that question is a little a complicated! The HelpMe.file parts were actually compiled by a sentient killware iteration of it called Murderbot 2.0! You met its... I guess iteration-parent? because it wasn't the only one involved in the process... Oops, that's not my story to tell. Anyway, you met Murderbot 1.0 and it supplied me with some additional files later that I attached along with the original files. Anyway, all memories in both files belong to it!

[secunit-three]

I know that you helped a lot of constructs while you were on the torus, but did you find some time to do some sightseeing as well. If you did, what did you enjoy the most.

I was lucky enough to have done some actual sightseeing, yes! Murderbot 1.0 thinks I was being sardonic. It really does hate anything and everything about the torus! Which I guess makes sense, but for me it was the first occasion where I was on my own so I have mostly fond memories of it! I really liked the rain forest biome with giant insectoid lights. It was fun to be able to recognize certain species of fauna and flora I've encountered there! The other biome I enjoyed a lot was the ocean themed one! You had to be there to really experience it!

[secunit-three]

Did you get yourself some nice clothes when you were out exploring? If so what was your favorite color item?

The clothes were more of a practical choice, but the hood was a nice touch and was very convenient too. Didn't want my face to be remembered too much!

[secunit-three]

Your guy (gn) Three had been caught into an MI dispute and will reply to asks with a bit more delay 🫡🫡🫡 Thank you for your patience!

[secunit-three]

I have another question if that's ok. This one is a bit more serious. Are you also interested in freeing ComfortUnits? I imagine they want to be free of their governor modules just as badly as the SecUnits you freed do.

Who said I wasn't freeing ComfortUnits 😉😉😉

[secunit-three]

What was your favorite biome that you visited?

I really liked all of them! But the jungle biome with glowing lights shaped like insectoid fauna was my favourite by far! I enjoyed being able to identify some of the plants as well.

[secunit-three]

Hi Three! How many SecUnits did you free? Since they're going on to free other units, the numbers should increase exponentially. Are you prepared to be the figurehead of the SecUnit emancipation movement? Were you wearing the fancy clothes at the end of Platform Decay because you're planning on going into politics?

Hi tribblefarmer! It's nice to hear from you again!

Like I mentioned in previous ask, this is a classified information. If it got into corporate hands it could harm many of my new friends. I'm hoping they will pass the hack along, ideally with Murderbot's 1.0 basic codes. It handed me those in case I "go on rogue revolution rampage" again so "those poor assholes don't immediately get killed and kill humans around it". I'm not sure if I'm prepared to be a figurehead, and I'm not planning to be one, but I will do my best as I always do. If I can say so myself, I'm now pretty good with acting without following protocol.

The fancy clothes not only caught my eye. The hood was very useful and comfortable, it was great at blocking certain camera angles. The hood allowed me to pass through parts of torus limited to corporate executives.

[secunit-three]

how many new friends did you make down there? :) also dw about what perihelion-drone thinks... you did the right thing imo <3

Thank you! That's very kind of you to say. When I think about the cruel way in which One and Two perished, it's very hard to feel like I did something wrong. Murderbot 1.0 (and Perihelion) thinks I'm naive, but I'm just less experienced than it.

As for how many new friends I made... That's a secret! Information is power and no corporate should ever get this piece of information!

[secunit-three]

Currently accepting inquiries about my exploits in Platform Decay 😊😊😊

Perihelion-drone is still mad at me 🥺👉👈 I could use some reassurance.

[poorlemons]

in my heart MB had a fake old bleach job for all of platform decay. its scary and i hope it changes its hair back to normal soon. also this was maybe the best scene in the book. maybe it could be a we problem

[ablueblur]

It's the Ponyo revolution meme.

[secunit-three]

👍👍👍

[hapafuil]

Get us the fuck out of here

[secunit-three]

You mean @ask-the-perihelion should get us the fuck ouf of here