"His butt plug a bell pepper cause he can't handle my spice"

◼️◾️◾️Jeremy◾️◾️◼️ | 21 | Houston, TX | Gay | | ASL/Interpreting | NSFW blog: official-boyenthusiast

[catchymemes]

Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

[emperor-of-roses]

reblog to support these gay bees

[septembriseur-deactivated202502]

#i believe you mean the gay club has installed a second smaller gay club#for the gay bees (@fursasaida)

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

GAY BEES GAY BEES

[riddlesdiary]

[humanimalgam]

teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

[plushybuttons]

LazyTown is about a mythical creature imposing his vegan lifestyle onto sentient puppets, a pink and parent-less child, and Robert.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[halfprincesshalfgoddess]

You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[damnitsizzi]

I’ve never seen a creamsicle dalmatian before

[andypandyxo]

I’ve never seen two dogs SO in love before

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[wrenneedsrest]

And if you disagree, smash that unsubscribe button bc we’re being receptive and willing to grow in 2019.

[the-togepi-man]

I for one am TOTALLY shocked that tumblrs “make all porn go away with one button at exactly 12 on the 17th like everyone said it would” plan didn’t work

Anyway I’ve already seen a HQ picture of an anus this morning so thanks staff

[the-togepi-man]

Two. Make that two anai.

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[awookieinsheepsclothing-deactiv]

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur

[tomhiddles]

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

[askyofdiam0nds]

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

[bicorn]

 #finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events

[perfectmeatloaf]

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

[cronope-blog]

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

[whitemum]

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

[castielismycherrypie]

YOU CRUMB

[dilfosaur]

read the full comic!

i have watched approximately 54535624664534 of these so here is my Ode to Hallmark Christmas Movies

[cloudfreed]

This is precisely how I make fun of these movies when my sister forces me to watch them.

[novelty-gift-ideas]

[therebloggening]

Best friends.

[blitzkriegfritz]

[plumsfrombucharest-deactivated2]

Avengers: Big Girls Don’t Cry

[marvel-lous-things]

Avengers: Boku Wa Sekkusu Daisuki

[unscriptedtimetraveler-deactiva]

Avengers: Last of the Real Ones 

[fayesfairylights-deactivated202]

Avengers: Ode To Sleep

[alnomeep]

Avengers: Santa Claus is Coming to Town

[boytoynamedcalum]

Avengers: I’ll take your man

[frostbitebakery]

Avengers: Lonely Boy

[rogerstaylor]

Avengers: Another One Bites The Dust

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[niambi]

this post shot me in the neck