this is now a twilight account i guess

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[volturialice]

do you think the volturi ever had to break up an immortal child fight-club-style ring where a bunch of adult vampires stood around placing bets on the outcome

[twilightrenaissance]

TWILIGHT // catherine hardwicke

[belladisasterlesbianswan]

“Your skin is ice-cold”

“Yeah it’s fucking cold out”

[emmettmccartycullen]

Listen all I’m saying is that if Bella had had Melodrama (2017) by Lorde when Edward dumped her she would’ve been fine

[the-golden-onion]

if Bella had any music taste beyond Smeyer’s obsession with Muse/Linkin Park she would’ve been fine

[ashleyjem]

She needed Truth Hurts by Lizzo and some gal pals

[theduskchronicles]

twilight AU where bella and edward are each respectively technically Out as bi but they both seem so gay and have basically only dated people of the same gender so everyone just forgets/assumes they’re gay until they fall in love and confuse absolutely everyone including family members

[levourdalak]

[skyybridge]

[orcixs]

you either become a vampire, or you live long enough to get railed by one 

[rosaliestrap]

And bella got to do both

[cmpassionatesoul]

Twilight Deleted Scenes: “I do love it when men chase me” (requested by @copperspoon)

[alicecullensbottom]

Laurent looks like he’s tired of straight, white people and honestly? mood.

[rues-maroon-hoodie-deactivated2]

Bold of u to assume Victoria is straight ™

[bellasredchevy]

i’m just gonna say it: emmett should’ve been black in the same way hermione granger should’ve been black

god i know.. anybody have any black actors they hc as emmett? send them asap

have your “i’m just gonna say it” moment and drop your unpopular opinions about twilight anonymously in my inbox

[bellasredchevy]

okay y’all, who would be the best black emmett? take the poll and let me know

Which actor do you think would be the best black Emmett Cullen?

[bellasredchevy]

we have tied! john boyega and winston duke are the fan-faves for black emmett. did y’all expect these results? which actor was not in the poll that you think would make a good black emmett? let me know!

[twilightmidnightsuns]

I love these options but I have an additional one!! if this was a recast for a twilight right now I would like for you to consider Odiseas Georgiadis due to the fact that he’s a young (22) up-and-coming actor (watch Trinkets on Netflix, he’s super talented), who pulls off comedy and charm, AND has the incredible curly hair Emmett is known for having.

[transmed-joel]

Why is it you people always heafcanon the brutish moron as the black guy.

[eyehairs-blog]

Because a) he’s not brutish and b) he’s not a moron? Emmett is everything that toxic masculinity wishes it could crush - a physically strong man that is tender, kind, and friendly. Someone who strategizes and plays fair. Someone who prioritizes justice and absolutely cherishes the women in his life. Emmett is the man I hope all my masculine friends aspire to be like.

[selasphorus-rufus]

[hisbronzehair]

i learned today at class that one of the possible origins of the vampire myth is a genetic defect that makes (among other weird stuff) your teeth glow in the dark

[hisbronzehair]

saw a vampire today…. phosphorescent

[patema-introverted]

However well a Warrior Cats movie would do with book fans and critics, you know there’d be the suburban mom who write a bad review because she didn’t look up anyting about cat watership down and took her seven and eight year old to see a cute movie about cats but instead of getting them to shut the fuck up for an our and moving on with their lives Timmy is traumatized and crying and Kaileighghlaugh has inducted all the other neighborhood kids into a cat cult

[ridiculousfantrolls]

….okay, someone needs to explain Warrior Cats to me…

[official-catboy-deactivated2021]

there are cats. a lot of cats dont like each other. some cats can see the future and other magic shit. they fight a lot over food and romance and stuff. the book series follows multiple generations of cats and different perspectives but the general theme is that the cats have different jobs and they have babies and do battle

[hareofhrair-in-a-funny-hat]

This is a good explanation, but massively undersells the sheer scale of Death and Suffering also going on. People don’t call it Cat Game of Thrones or Cat Watership Down for no reason. Someone dies at least once a book. Kittens die far too often for my comfort, frankly. Ferncloud’s kits starving to death during the New Prophecy arc will fuck me up for life. Sometimes cats just die fuckin out of nowhere for no damn reason. No one is safe! Bam, a snake pops out of a rock and bites them. Bam, they slipped on a mountain path and plunged to their death. Bam, an eagle swooped out of fuck all nowhere and carried them off. Bam, they fell through the ice while playing on the lake. Bam, they drank fucking car battery fluid, or ate yew berries, or just walked into the wrong tunnel and were never seen again- ALL OF THESE ARE CANONICAL DEATHS. SOME OF THOSE HAPPENED MORE THAN ONCE. And honestly those are all fairly tame ones, more shocking because they happened suddenly when you weren’t expecting it! The really grisly ones, like the two apprentices that get mauled by dogs, or Scourge’s fight with Tigerstar, or Hawkfrost and the fox trap? Those linger. They take their time describing the viscera. If you want to know the scope of the ridiculous amount of dying that goes on in Warrior Cats, just check out the ‘Members of Starclan’ category on the fan wiki. Starclan is the cat afterlife. There are three hundred and eleven pages under the Members of Starclan category. Warrior Cats does not fuck around.

[officialstarscream]

I’m 24 years old. I read these in 6th grade. And I STILL can’t unsee Scourge killing Tigerstar. Like holy shit man it was brutal.

[famicase]

you know…… there really isn’t a more powerful duo than raccoons and opossums……

[famicase]

there really just isn’t!

[gunsandfireandshit]

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Now THESE are some fucking quality trash mammals!

[kimmywithay]

good babbies!

[renaissancewasbetter-deactivate]

we need a twilight remake that indulges in the mid 2000s nostalgia.

bella has a motorola razr, emmet has a myspace account where he posts pics slutty in the tom hardy fashion, carlisle’s hair are blonde only on the tips, esme religiously watches the oc, rosalie also has myspace and gets into fights with jeffree star, alice wears low rise jeans and studded belts, edward doesn’t leave the house without eyeliner on.

think of the POSSIBILITIES

[bigboymoozz]

Ok but who’s gonna watch grays anatomy

[selasphorus-rufus]

all of the cullen kids watch gray’s anatomy and casually chat about it around carlisle whenever possible bc he both gets irked by its less than factual representation but would never throw hands over it

[shinyvampireass]

The only valid character in the Twilight universe is that teenager from Victoria’s newborn coven in the novella who uses his vampire powers to pretend to be Spider-Man and climb up walls

[rose-lily-hale]

She likes to hang out with uncle Emmett.

[todaysbird]

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

[darkestelemental616]

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

[manie-sans-delire-x]

[ashe-cloud-phoenix]

!!!!

[hiruma-musouka]

@elenathehun @spiraling

[professorsparklepants]

FUCK the Great Mouse Detective. I want Sherlock Holmes, BIRD EDITION!