Nerd Shit

[enthyrea]

it’s just a burning memory

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[zenosanalytic]

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

[morethanonebraincell]

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

[ziggy-scardust]

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

[ninalinovna]

bat boys 🦇

[bkworm5]

The Five Faces of Robin

Super Graphic: A Visual Guide to the Comic Book Universe by Tim Leong

[selenetheartist06]

@calypsoul

[blended-ice]

Would you fall in love with me again?

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[polyamandhellaglam]

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

[evilwriter37]

Aggressively reblogs.

[monsieurclavier]

also feel like i should add: polyamory can also be as boring as other relationships. v important point. someone’s still gonna have to take out the garbage, someone’s still gonna have to do the dishes, and some unfortunate soul is probably gonna have to do the taxes

[3motionally3xhausted]

My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted

[selenetheartist06]

@calypsoul @paradiseshards @ghxstlyraccoon

[puppyrex8]

Summarized most of the different Rocky fanart styles

He varies intensely but he’s still the same ol Eridian!!

(8/9 of me posting most of my PHM art at once)

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Trying to be comforting after being called the butcher for the majority of your life and it not going well.. yeah that would ruin my day

I see Grace as the guy who as soon as emotional stuff happens he's like "I've gotta go process this!"

[selenetheartist06]

Touch starved Ryland grace for the win! @calypsoul @paradiseshards @ghxstlyraccoon

[cloudabserk]

separation anxiety

[hotvampireadjacent]

This is how I decided to come out as non binary btw

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Quitting gender like quitting a bad customer service job

[earhartsease]

handing in your notice at the cis factory

[smol-ghosts]

Asking the real questions

[molzysketch]

nap time with the pebbles :)

[cloudabserk]

everyone has to be nice to him

[crabussy]

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed