don't get blackbrained. that's just the fucking worst

they/them, 22, selffagellation on ao3

[selffagellation]

I was just thinking today about how cishet type people just don't get Sam Smith and act like getting fat and being queer is some kind of horrendous glowdown. Then I remember it's the Met Gala and I see this nonbinary icon in the most JAW DROPPING Bob Mackie ass fit and all the comments on tiktok are "ew, I don't get it, I miss how he used to be." Like okay. I know what you really mean, you don't have to say it out loud

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[vottaaakvot]

Some things will never be forgotten..

I watched amazing FNAF 4 theory, not normal about Michael Afton's story rn

[lilyblisslys]

playing with someone’s tits over a fishnet top adds texture and joy for the cultured lesbian

[mutt-cunt]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[oliviawebsite]

huge fan of disgusting. massive supporter of gross and nasty

[aussiehorrific]

Evil Bong, ca. 2006.

[fleetwoodmoth]

Being fat and you can't even have your fantasies without a little bit of shame. That character wouldn't find me desirable. They couldn't pick me up. All these fics are written about skinny women. Then you snap yourself out of it and remember none of it is real. Yes they can pick you up, yes they find you desirable, yes you will write yourself indulgent and fat in your fics. No one is here to tell you otherwise so kill the fatphobe in ur head.

[no-resolution]

First episode of season 4 is so funny because they were like. How can we communicate to the audience that Giles fucks now? Oh I know. Slutty bathrobe.

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[tallglassofsoup]

I love this website

[skarabrae-stone]

[magiclilybean]

I think this might be the most beautiful meme I've ever seen. I just spent five minutes extolling all its virtues to my husband:

It doesn't even mention Julius Caesar or the Ides of March.

It's from a very different segment of the play

It's not even the famous part of that segment that everyone knows by heart

The "I'm just sayin'" attitude of all the Seinfeldians in the screenshot (although if memory serves, what they're actually saying is, "not that there's anything wrong with that")

It just comes at the whole situation in such an oblique fashion

I don't think I've ever seen an Ides of March meme do anything like this before

I love it and I love you for bringing it to me.

[yokowan]

okay I'll bite

[yokowan]

hawm

[arsonstick]

youre allowed to be really obsessed with a mundane or inconsequential thing & people will love you for it btw. just look at the dandelion crayon girl i have not met a single hater of hers

[catcrumb]

[selffagellation]

This is several years too late but I don't think per was ever saying that we CANT refer to the character as dewdrop. He said HE didn't want to be called that, he wants to be called sodo bc that's his (cringe ass, self assigned) nickname. When people were like "nooo don't call him dew, per told us to call him something else :(((((" that was always a stupid take. Per didn't like being referred to his as collectively hallucinated made up by the fandom character name, he wanted to be his own person. He doesn't get to tell me what to call the ghoul we made up. Besides I don't respect him or his wishes anyway

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[faggotisaacfloofs]

ID: tags that say "this cannot be true because I do not remember it"