bring him back to meeeeeee
OK so Trent's back at a newspaper, very interesting. Likely not the Independent since they're the ones who shitcanned him in the first place, so any thoughts as to who hired him?
I want to say the Guardian but the formatting is all wrong 😂
Broadsheet/former broadsheet vibes? Trent writing for a trad red-top tabloid would be inherently funnier, but the headline would have to be a pun at the very least.
I won’t countenance it being the Telegraph, and even allowing for lax formatting, it can’t be the Financial Times (it’s pink). That pretty much leaves the Guardian and the Times (I mean, it could be the i Paper but who’s ever heard of it?)
I was going to suggest the Evening Standard (very London) but apparently it’s owned by the same group as the Independent…












