[godshideouscreation]

[crabussy]

"being a human is so boring why can't I be one of the COOL animals" okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it's sick as hell I'm having a lot of fun

[erisolkat]

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

[thememedaddy]

[wicktalks]

look who's inside again, bo burnham. // boys dont cry, the cure. // hacks, hbo // don't call us dead, danez smith // inkskinned // stańczyk, jan matejko // succession, hbo

[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[stuckinapril]

You literally have to take this one wild and precious life and wrangle it into something that’s worth waking up every day for

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[depsidase]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[kosmogrl]

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

[moniquill]

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

[allhailthe70shousewife]

[theehorsepusssy]

[catholicapothecary]

[epitome-the-burnkid-viii]