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are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

foreveriallyzombified

i had a nightmare last night madonna lady gaga (all one person in this dream like a fusion) released a single called “PUNANI” and it the music video was just her squatting in different places across the world with the exact same framing with no underwear, with everything shown but the like. inside labia part was painstakingly and specifically censored with huge white lines. but the clitoris and holes and everything were perfectly visible and the video was playing on all TV’s constantly during the olympics. i was on a date with a guy i like and it turned on in the restaurant and the lyrics were like “infected punani sweet punani sour punani” just listing different adjectives some of which were really disgusting or medically concerning and i was like Hey man can you turn this off? and the waiter did but then like. later in the dream (we were walking around in hollywood and holding hands) the song came on again and i had to pretend to think it’s fine to not come off like. a prude.

the thing is PUNANI (2021) by madonna lady gaga was an extremely minor part of the dream. the main thing was i was trying to take the guy around town but there was a Blackwater type independent contractor army protecting almost every store and would point guns at us and they were also wh*te supr*macists and would make comments about us as we walked along. punani was just like. completely unquestioned in-universe lore. that ther song was released and everyone was ok with it

foreveriallyzombified

the song itself kind of sounded like technologic by daft punk

kidzbopdeathgrips

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

kidzbopdeathgrips

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

idreamofthemeparks

whyismangososour

though it’s very understated in the story of dark universe and I’ll never be able to fully understand it on a personal level (given I am as white as a stereotypical sheet ghost) victoria frankenstein’s blackness is so important to me. the first original character to reach the major orlando parks in over a decade, created by a team that works in a very white industry, carrying the evolution of well loved films/books with heavy social baggage, and the central pillar of a world that merges history and modernity to create something that’s never been done before. and she’s a mixed race black woman going to extreme lengths to prove herself. to prove that she won’t just continue a long cultural and artistic legacy but will make it even better.

swanonymous

Don’t mind me just up at 1 am thinking about how Mina and Lucy never got to say goodbye

ghost-of-shattered-glass

Happy pride month from the mirror realm, where we don’t care what your sexuality or gender is, because we believe in equal opportune psychological torture!

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kokica1

Mark knowing? Fine. It's his job to work and be online. I feel like I'm a bug and my rock was lifted off me but fine.

Now Ryan.

If Ryan, the chronically offline 45 year old girl dad of two, does anything to show acknowledgement of us, I'm going to fucking send myself into orbit with how loudly I'll shriek.