this shit is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S 20s | They/them transformers sideblog: @the-genderbots

[dogpuppy]

[st-just]

It's funny that they still have the 'no smoking allowed' lights and warnings on every plane you fly on, as if there's a single flight you CAN smoke on any human has been on since the turn of the millenium at latest.

[txttletale]

the funniest part is that they're lights, and the other lights turn off and on depending on circumstances, leading to the strange implication that there's some hypithy situation where the pilot is supposed to go "eh, why not?"

[freelyunder]

turning off the no smoking lights as soon as it becomes clear we're not avoiding that mountain

[radiation]

In cartoon comedys for grown ups and adults there was alwwys a little sad fellow or other getting torment and torture over and over for the amusement of the fans, well I dint fucking laugh

I will to save him

[caydeus]

In love and left behind?

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[dogpuppy]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Jester Pepita aka Maria (based Russia) - Dreaming of the Blue Tiger, 2025, Painting

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[actavissyrup]

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[vonspe]

figuring out a manticore :o

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know i’m just in a bad mood but this push to re-categorize every kind or moral human action as inherently punk and cool is fucking cringe because you’re showing your ass about your priorities. as a visibly alt queer myself, who gives a FUCK if being nice is “punk”? just be nice because it’s nice. i’m not giving you special scene brownie points for it?? and you don’t even listen to punk music or care about the history? so why do you care about being “punk”?? IM GOING CRAZY

[rockabillywife]

Looking at reviews for a book on bird migration ?

[flanbolt]

[byjove]

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain

[byjove]

me when I’m baffled by the inefficiency and callousness of everything and then I remember it’s all corrupt girl

[homunculus-argument]

2026 roommate: The dishwasher's loaded. 1926 roommate, having a black coffee, a cigarette, a shot of whiskey, two uppers and a downer for breakfast: Then what the fuck's he washing dishes for?

[hymneminium]

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

[probablyautistic-definitleygay]