this shit is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S 20s | They/them transformers sideblog: @the-genderbots

[valtsv]

ragebaiting my fat dragon

[valtsv]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

yet again it turns out that "running hot wheels on her boobs" was not an acceptable answer to "please please miss use my body however you want im begging you please use me"

[oneheadtoanother]

[slygirlboy]

[abistevens]

The Dragon of Bures, 1405. Thought to actually be sightings of King Richard I’s escaped pet crocodile! (A belated completion of a sketch I did for Folktale Week.)

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[everyteenager4free1]

[beastliness]

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

[raavenb2619]

[This meeting could have been an email voice]: This romcom should have been a horror movie

[gopyxp]

look at this thang

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[cheddar-baby]

well, time to die

[transingthoseformers]

I am going to start taking screws out of people's structures one of these days

[svartibaldur]

[crazysodomite]

[erratic-meowmeow]

[bakwaaas]

I will create a beautiful life no matter what

[dat-soldier]

cowboy rp

fell cock first on a cactuce

[turbro]

[nanapup]

this is gospel to me

[rhymeslosingtime]

Batman 2 being a winter movie is the perfect time to introduce a certain cold-theme villain 🥹

[rhymeslosingtime]

Skiing Joker

[egberts]

pull the strap out and it sounds like unsheathing a sword

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]