semantic-the-poet @semantic-the-poet - Tumblr Blog

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

cryoverkiltmilk

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

segamascott

innerchildabortionclinic

nintendo-wheee

she rim on my world till I ate without table (-3)

stuffman-main

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

n0vascotia

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

maseratus

catchymemes

(Via)

fotherMUCKER

I’m

The youth are lost

muppethole-deactivated20240312

tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier

muppethole-deactivated20240312

to boldly go

whitepeopletwitter

icarus-suraki

Or a children’s hospital

drtanner

The fucking children’s hospital thing is never going to get old.

geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

orcflorist

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

orcboxer

my seanoning

bird-bureau

I'm losing my shit about this car sun shade I found on etsy

like??? Imagine you're taking out the apartment trash and on the way to the dumpster you see Gale just sitting there in an empty car, staring vacantly. And he looks so fucking lost. You know his ass does NOT have a license