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eli • she/her • lesbian • w|w enthusiast

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MOTHER OF GOD

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ARE YOU FUCKIN

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OH GOD ITS BACK

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DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

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What do you mean, man?

It’s a pussy.

It’s not supposed to smell like a candle aisle or a fucking floral arrangement from Trader Joe’s.

It’s supposed to smell like her — like heat, like friction, like wet decision.

It should slap the air with something godless. It should haunt the room like a secret the walls are too polite to mention.

You ever been near a woman who’s actually turned on? Not “flirting.” Not “posing.” Not “waiting for your approval.”

I mean activated.

You can smell it before you touch her. And when you do?

That scent doesn’t just linger — it marks you.

You leave the room and every nerve ending remembers. Your fingers will betray you later. Your breath will slow at the thought of her thighs opening just enough for her truth to leak out.

That’s not filth. That’s not shame. That’s divinity sweating through her lower lips.

If it doesn’t throb with something primal and spiritual and unholy all at once— it’s not even doing its job.

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Wishing financial freedom, good sex, laughter and perfectly seasoned food for everyone reading this

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This is a personal project that pays tribute to Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island. I created 33 illustrations of events chosen by me in chronological order and a hypothetical cover. I had to stop because I would have made 100 more. It was really fun to make, I hope you like it.          

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no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

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ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

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Have a nice day!

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I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire

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I hate you all

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I miss my guy paperclip

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I hate you all for this 

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I heard this post.

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I highkey feel attacked

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Woman murders man in broad daylight

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[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

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World Heritage Post

[monsoonsosoon]

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

[gender-fluid-weirdo]

Eh, why the fuck not

[ecranimaginaire]

KATE WINSLET attends Vogue World: London 2023 at Theatre Royal Drury Lane on September 14, 2023

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leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Will it hit a million notes today?

[heidi8]

Will it hit 2 million notes today?

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Art by Fangpeii