Semmelbrösel

I'm the mantis shrimp of the mammals.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[livs-cooke]

My parents sat me down when I was like fifteen and they’re like, “I think, it’s time to talk about the birds and the bees.” And I was like, “I’m on Game of Thrones!” I know everything there is to know and more. I don’t think i need any education there.

[nevver]

[thingsilearnedfromsatc]

[iguanamouth]

[titanatlas]

This is beautiful (and damn, it’s also 100% accurate).

[powerburial]

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

[unfugbilder]

https://twitter.com/Geisteszustand

[megaceros]

[beholdingslut]

my extremely niche interest is memes about narcissus

[snorlaxatives]

all memes aside, the first two shrek movies are literally and unironically good ass films i’m being deadass serious

[perhapsarat]

that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[acrazyinkling]

The emperors new groove is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[lithographarry]

mood

[queensweasley]

Anonymous asked: Tyrion slapping Joffrey or Sansa sassing Joffrey

[harrystylesdaily]

Who’s to say that young girls who like pop music – short for popular, right? – have worse musical taste than a 30-year-old hipster guy? That’s not up to you to say. Music is something that’s always changing. There’s no goal posts. Young girls like the Beatles. You gonna tell me they’re not serious? How can you say young girls don’t get it? They’re our future. Our future doctors, lawyers, mothers, presidents, they kind of keep the world going. Teenage-girl fans – they don’t lie. If they like you, they’re there. They don’t act ‘too cool.’ They like you, and they tell you. Which is sick.

Rolling Stone  (via lourrye)

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[marvelgifs]

[calvinhobbesdaily]