I love the missing children. They are my biggest hyperfixation, and have been since 2020. What’s not to love? Their ghosts possessing robots that just wanna play silly games but also commit war crimes. They would kill you if you cheated in hide and seek and that’s so based. They would kidnap and murder your little sister to make her one of them because she’s fun to play with. I need to spray them with a water hose (Dw, I’ll give them rain coats).
They also kick their murderer’s ass EVERY TIME. Novel? Grabs him like a pile of grapes. Movie? Cupcakes bites William in the balls and they emote on his convulsing body. Games? HE GOT HIMSELF SPRINGLOCKED, And the kids were freed of their furry prisons. Even if you believe they went on to possess Molten Freddy, they hung two guys, they scooped William’s son, kicked out William’s daughter got to watch William burn, and be freed themselves. They can’t stop taking W’s.
But to TRULY understand my hyperfixation for them. I will go in order:
Susie is so cute, how could you hate her! She’s a animal lover! AND LOOK AT HER PINK DRESS IM GONNA CRRYYYYYY. She cares about her sister in Coming Home (which is the only Fazbears tale I bothered reading besides the one where a kid gets hit by a car cause Foxy said he would lose an arm and eye.). When Chica stares through the window in FNAF 1 she looks like a soggy kitten. When she winks in the FNAF movie it’s so cute! I love when she sends her cupcake to murder Carl and the others. It’s like sending a pitbull to maul someone (I like pit bulls 🐶 )
Fritz possesses a pirate fox so he’s just flat out based. In fact he’s just based in general. He slashed Micheal with a hook (based), kills two guys in the movie (based), fucking flings himself in FNAF 2 (b-b-b-based) and is usually the first animatronic to kill the YouTuber during a play through (Hello? Based department).
Gabriel grabbing the girl in the FNAF movie is the best part what can I say (actually the robots killing the intruders was the best part in general). His lil laugh ima gonna die(affectionately)
Jeremy is a SO SILLY! LOOK HOW HE FALLS WHEN HE CELEBRATES BUILDING THE FORTRESS. 🐰🐰🐰🐰Also apparently he is the most violent!! Yes!!! Break Hank’s spine, CRUSH HIS SKULL!!!! Very disappointed to find Jeremy not in the novel so I’m So happy his movie design gave him justice.
Cassidy SHE’S A ANGRY CHIHUAHUA! THERE I SAID IT! I LOVE HER! SHE SOLOED WILLIAM IN UCN AND IN PRINCESS QUEST! BRO LIVES TO SPITE WILLIAM AND SHE DOES! She tortured him in UCN and when she realizes her mistake when he escapes, she tracks his ass down and kills him again. I refer to them as a girl cause in my mind it makes sense. Why would a William track down a boy to stuff into Golden Freddy, just cause the robot is referred to as a male? Also it makes Susie not the only girl.
( I believe in every theory that gives spotlight to the missing children).
I know the kids aren’t THAT well written, but THEY DONT HAVE TO BE. I like them because their simple and animal-minded, I don’t need a 3 hour analysis essay to enjoy something. I like them cause their an pack of animals.
Also to anyone that calls them just ‘William’s victims’. *LOUD BUZZER*. He’s their victim. They kicked his ass again and again, he fucked with them once and they were like “aight bet.”
Thank you for coming to my ted talk, I could talk about Charlie but she’s technically not a missing children.
IKRRR!! Idk what it is about them, but there's something interesting about the missing children. The whole missing children incident is really interesting to me.
I wish they did a little bit more with the dream sequences in the movie instead of just repeating the same kinda thing each time. I think it would've been interesting to see the missing children's characters in those sequences but whatever. (I think if the whole movie was paced better the whole story would've worked better.)
I always liked that the fandom kinda headcannoned Cassidy as a girl. It feels right to me and I honestly just like that there's not just one girl. I wish they made her a girl in cannon, but I guess the fandom headcannons will have to do.