Kiana Khansmith
if i look back, i am lost
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Color Me Curious
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@sensei-mortis
stop making jokes. comedy peaked with phineas and ferb.
stop making songs. music also peaked with phineas and ferb
stop making things. inventions also peaked with phineas and ferb
Stop having fun. Fun peaked with Phineas and Ferb.
Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoplesā Guns So They Canāt Shoot Them
Itās still gonna shootā¦ And theyāre gonna lose a finger
No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
This is a gun weāre talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.
The finger blocks it
The finger wonāt block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.
The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop itās not that hard to understand
People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.
No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.
Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.
No the finger would stop it
Iām loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boomā¦
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
no the finger would stop it
You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and Iāll Iāll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses
the finger would stop it
This was a beautiful series of events.
Rubbing alcohol is for outside boobooās. Drinking alcohol is for inside boobooās.
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
(In the middle of exploring a cave)
DM: Thereās a chest over in that alcove. [Kobold], itās your turn.
Kobold: Roll for looting the chest.
DM: *rolls 1* Itās a Mimic, and you get eaten. [Mage], what do you do?
Mage: Banish the Mimic. *rolls 12*
DM: The Mimic is gone, and thereās no trace of [Kobold]. Whoās next?
Dark Wizard: Try to bring [Kobold] back.
Mage: WHY?
DW: Iām curious.
DM: *sneezes, drops perfect 20 by accident* You know what? [Kobold] is back, with a new knuckle axe and a necklace made of Mimic teeth.
Kobold: Alright, I have a shiny new weapon, letās go. I wanted to loot, and I got loot.
(proceed to 15 minute discussion of what the hell just happened)
Alright! My submission went through!
this must be the smallest motorcycle ever considering shadow is 3 ft tallĀ
they sell these at toys r us for 100$ each and they run on d batteries
this is probably what heās driving tbh
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Reblog at your own risk..
*screaming*
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.Ā
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.Ā
Sure why not.
I made $100 the day after I reblogged one of these damn posts after being broke for awhile. I believe in miracles and the money snake now okay!!
Fuck it, letās ride.
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What else can I do?
MOTHER OF GOD
ARE YOU FUCKIN
OH GOD ITS BACK
DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.
YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL
BUT THEN
THEN
THE LYRICS START
seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably
iām already crying laughing
:D !
https://youtu.be/NBFuzr_GnqQ
Context: Player is a swamp druid goblin who is adorably disgusting. Player has ability to create a health potion called āswamp salveā (slight homebrew concoction) that can be made from any naturally occurring or organic materials found within the immediate vicinity. After the party has an encounter with 4 orcs and needs to take a short rest
P: I should take this time to make a swamp salveā¦.you said that as long as it is organic I can use it right?
DM:Ā yes. Organic or naturally occurring found around you. P:Ā *points to a disemboweled orc body that our barbarian destroyed in a manic frenzy*Ā soā¦.these orc organsā¦.are organicā¦.right? DM: ā¦yesā¦. Player proceeds to make a healing salve out of orc organs while the rest of the party is half disgusted and half completely amused
Bonus: Party then made a pact to NOT tell Blastoise (our tortle paladin that had to skip the session that week) about the incident because he has severe mysophobia and would probably abandon the party if he ever found out.
