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what if biden just drone strikes trump and then fakes dementia when confronted about it

this shoudl be an internaitonal holiday. we should all have the day off tomorrow to get fuckin wasted / play a nice board game because henry kissinger died

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brucebocchi

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He’s dead!🎉

stantler

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

desinteresse

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

desinteresse

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

jokeboy-deactivated20260221

accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said "oopsie! I lied to you hold on" and she without any pause said "all liars go to hell" 😐🫡

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it was a joann fabrics. how did you know. how did you know

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lordnot

Yes, such a claim makes him look like a small-minded piece of shit. To us. But we still shouldn't help Musk create revisionist history.

Musk bought Twitter because he fucked around and found out. He wanted to fuck with Twitter's stock price by feigning interest in buying it. Since that's illegal, he was then cornered into actually buying it for an insanely inflated price.

He's a transphobe. He's a bad father. But he's also a fucking idiot.

gamer-crow-deactivated20250412

This. Please remember that he committed blatant market manipulation by not disclosing that he owned shares of Twitter when he was fucking with the stock market. The SEC was watching him very closely already, and so when the cost became more than what the entire company was worth, he had no choice. Remember when he had his gaggle of lawyers try to get him out of it by saying Twitter didn't disclose all of the information? That wasn't Twitter, it was him trying desperately to get out of a purchase he didn't want in the first place.