[joyfulboi1979]

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[nukenai]

an electric toothbrush

[zulies-doodles]

For the love of god turn the sound on

[rontieremodeled-deactivated2023]

*me flirting*

so… have you… learned anything interesting lately?

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[aerialsquid]

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

[thefloatingstone]

tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

[hashtagloveloses]

AQUAFRESH WASN’T BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODY’S ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

goddamn tumblr is weird

[thequantumqueer]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cognitivedissonance]

This is my new favorite genre of disappointed Trump voter. Meet the Trump voter taking it in the teeth at tax time.

How unsurprising “Fuck you, got mine” becomes a simple “fuck you” in a flash…

[girlbossjodiarias]

I love this song.

[ouijawaydidhego]

[thebiscuiteternal]

Mmmnh. My mama, being a retired accountant, volunteers every year to do taxes for the elderly via a local program sponsored by AARP.

She’s only been at it for three days so far this year and has already heard this same whine from *so many* people.

[almasexya]

[stupid-dyke]

When will they learn that when republicans talk about “cutting taxes” they ALWAYS mean “for the rich only”

[nails-the-tabaxi]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bnmxfld]

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[goldeh]

[glowplease]

[hydro-homies]

Be more like Brandon.

[senatortedcruz]

this is extremely good because he’s an outspoken MLB player in a sport where most American athletes are brain-dead MAGAs. Please baseball players be more like Brandon!

[tami-taylors-hair]

He tweeted this while playing for Atlanta, too. 

[foggysuggestion]

some days, you’ll oversleep and be late to class or work, you’ll look like an absolute mess, you’ll fail your biggest exam of the year, you’ll drop your phone in a puddle outside, you’ll say the wrong thing at the wrong time, you’ll lose the person you thought was the love of your life. you’ll cry your eyes out and feel so completely hopeless because everything seems like it’s going wrong, but even on those days, you’ll have people that love you. and some days, that’s all that matters. and that’s okay.

[maisonderriere]

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

[maneth985]

Harrison looks horrified but Ryan looks like

[teryworldwanderlust]