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Teacup Warhorse

Heaxagear Sieg Springer custom [Kotobukiya] While most of my customs are Zoids, every now and again I branch out to other mechs 😂

Hand painted with Testor's enamels, Tamiya Color acrylics, and Mr Hobby Aqueous acrylics.

prinz-myshkin

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

depsidase

earlgreytea68

........you don't have to think of how to tell your spouse you're running 15 minutes late? that's........too difficult for you to handle???????? the AI revolution is........having robots tell people.....we're running fifteen minutes late.........after we first tell the AI......to tell the people.......we're running fifteen minutes late........because actually writing "I'm running 15 minutes late"......would in fact take many seconds less than making sure the AI understands what you want and sends it to the right person inside of sending Eustace a text that you're running 50 minutes late which I know is what's actually happening

DO THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS A GREAT SERVICE THEY HAVE DONE HUMANITY. WHY IS EVERYTHING LIKE THIS NOW

willietheplaidjacket

miiilowo

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

prideprejudce

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

prideprejudce

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

sterna-hirundo

If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, here’s a training exercise that could help save you both:

1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)

2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats

Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like you’re supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.

Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.

If there’s an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.

You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.

depsidase

fleshdyke

Please tell about the second defense mechanism i can't find anything online about it

yeah i wasn’t sure how much was online abt it so here’s a video 👍

noctomania

Holy shit

what-even-is-thiss

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

nerviovago

bradysbigblog

holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.

same-pic-rick-roll

This video shows that delivery of the joke is far more important than the joke itself.

“What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? RIBS!”

By itself a good joke, but the skeleton prop, the dumb voice and the acting makes this truly epic.

trippedintoa-volcano

Still my favorite bit from network effect. ART really went through every emotion in its databases when it realized MBs favorite human was coming aboard

snoopyisbisexual

A MOUSE BAR DURING PROHIBITION WOULD BE CALLED A SQUEAKEASY!!!

snoopyisbisexual

this came to me in a vision btw. the vision was of a little mouse bartender yelling, "cheese it! it's the cops!" and all the little mice flipping the bar and turning it into a fromagerie.