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[totheark]

3-3-2009

[deheerkonijn]

I won't let a little thing like being completely unaware of/entirely missing #subbottomjayceweek stop me.. DAY ONE. LINGERIE. LET'S GO. #arcanefanart #jayvik

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[lawbreaker13]

Oh I hate this so much, incredible job OP

[lesbianknighterrant]

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

[lesbianknighterrant]

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)

[lesbianknighterrant]

i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)

YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)

[creepycrag]

me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

[deaddolin]

don't talk to me till my carapace hardens from my last molt 😭😭😂😂

[tpwrtrmnky]

researchers: this condition is underdiagnosed advocacy groups: we'll spread knowledge that it's underdiagnosed healthcare workers: some of us will use expanded diagnostic criteria now patients: wow we finally know what's up

tabloids: the condition is mysteriously spreading. this is DANGEROUS.

[ravioliet]

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[bookshelfdreams]

Haaaallöle, ich bin's, dein Schutzengelchen 😇 okay 🙏 Pass auf. In ungefähr sechs Monaten wirst du verhungern. 🥺 und wenn ich dich davor nicht bewahre bin ich: #gefeuert! 🫢 und das ist Nicht Gut. hahaaaaaa Jedenfalls. 🙏 habe ich mich mit den Ursachen des Verhungerns beschäftigt und siehe da: Dein Tod wäre total vermeidbar! 😯 Upsi! 😆 Es gibt mehr als genug Nahrungsmittel für dich und jeden anderen Menschen auf der Welt! Ohne, dass irgendjemand Mangel leiden müsste! Aber du darfst davon nichts abbekommen! 🤨 Biiiiitte? 🤷‍♀️ Anscheinend ist dein Tod von tausenden dieser Dinger vorgesehen, die man "Anteilseigner" nennt. Also. 🙏 Seit einiger Zeit töte ich Leute,

[benchisanidiot]

Det miig, jeg er din skytsengel, heey😇

okay 🙏 så. Om ca. 6 måneder, kommer du til at dø af sult. 🥺 og hvis jeg ikke beskytter dig så blir jeg: #fyret! 🫢 og det er Ik Godt🙅‍♀️ hahaa Så. 🙏 jeg har kigget på grundende til at folk dør af sult, og åbenbart så er din død fuldstændigt undgåelig! 😯 Upsi! 😆 Der er mere end nok mad til at forsørge dig uden at påvirke nogen andres overlevelse, du må bare ikke få det! 🤨 Hvaaaaad? 🤷‍♀️ Åbenbart, så er din død forudbestemt af tusindvis af ting der hedder “aktionærer.” Så. 🙏 Jeg er begyndt at slå folk ihjel,

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[blasphemousclaw]

i refuse to use shields in video games if i cant dodge an attack then thats my bad thats on me

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[tastylemonbread]

i appreciate asexual perverts but they get enough attention tbh. shoutout my asexuals with no hoes boring as hell no kinks no dirty magazines no riske drawings just completely winning the idgaf war

[fintan-pyren]

[excited about an aro friend getting a boyfriend] congratulations! [remembers that presenting romantic relationships as a universal goal to be achieved perpetuates amatonormativity] I don't care about your relationship at all [trying to reaffirm that I am supportive of aromanticism] and I hope you break up

[lysimachias]

❌ Is this ship well supported by canon

❌ Does this ship make any sense whatsoever by any reasonable metric

✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands