Henlo

Hello, come sit down, have some tea

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[endreal]

Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

[ladysisyphus]

I know of a trail racing company that gives the slowest racer who finishes every race a DFL award: Dead Fucking Last. I was a little taken aback by this until I had it explained to me that those last-place finishers are pretty much uniformly people for whom finishing at all was an accomplishment: people undergoing cancer treatments, absolute beginners, runners in their eighties, extremely pregnant people, you get the idea. Moreover, what you see as this person crosses the finish line is all these sporty trail racers, many of whom finished the race literal hours earlier, cheering their hearts out because they respect that, yes, DFL is still a place, baby.

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

[animentality]

[bunchacrunchcake]

Can a marketing expert explain to me how ads are different from graffiti and begging

[frontmansdefender]

Remember when all social media platforms were actually free because their sole purpose was for people to connect and post/talk about their interests?

YouTube without YouTube premium

Twitter without Elon Musk bullshit and X premium

Tumblr without Tumblr premium

Instagram without paid subscriptions and loads of ads

Good time

[augvian56]

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

[askinnyblackman]

@greenvelvetchaise

[i-am-a-fish]

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[cyhyraethofnightmists]

Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

[whimsifae]

imagine ur living inside a tiny mushroom house... with a tiny chimney.... deep in the woods... no one knows u exist... u make soup in a tiny pot.....u are free

[peacozy]

whenever i see the moon it’s like ok i want six blurry pictures of that on my phone so bad

[bramblefilm]

Source? The fairies told me

[peacozy]

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

[bottlefedlamby]

One of my biggest hobbies is laying in bed, imagining myself living in a quaint little cottage nestled in the countryside, where I share a peaceful life with my older husband. Not having to worry about the demands of adulthood—just the joy of cooking filling, delicious meals and losing myself in the gentle rhythm of my many hobbies, enjoying slow mornings and golden afternoons one tender moment at a time.

[rarestkindofman-deactivated2026]

How could this not be everyone's dream? A lot of the problems in the world would go away if we all just lived happy, cozy, peaceful lives simply enjoying the little things and the company of the person we love.

[moldavite]

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

[slovenska-zloba]

zbojnícky flirt s Jánošíkom