[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[jaubaius]

Source

[reelaroundthedavekan]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[punkitt-is-here]

so I had an interesting time yesterday

[therobinflieseast]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[swordi001]

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[shutyourmoustache]

[demonicae]

Jurch

[foldingfittedsheets]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything more incredible. Fifteen hundred hours of love to create this masterpiece. Humans are wonderful actually.

[akashicrecord]

I think we all need to have a roundtable and speculate on what color Jeffree Star's hole/taint area is

[hotvampireadjacent]

Do we.,. Do we really

[septicimp]

It can be a square table if you like

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[sailatina3]

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

[funny-tik-toks]

[cool-beans-central]

Trying to keep up with this made me feel like English wasn’t my native language

[fliplifeupsidedown]

this is art

[roboco-san]

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

[bananonbinary]

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Opinion on worms

Definitely my 4th favorite city in Germany.

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[oneheadtoanother]

[enjoylentgreen]