Slimy Bois

We are slimy bois

[kristina100000]

boysenberry ok what about girlsenberry 🙆

[lesbiantiana]

there’s nothing better than plain boneless rice

[lesbiantiana]

picking the bones out of every individual grain of rice is hard work but it’s worth it

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[square-enix]

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

[viole-n-t]

[cikero]

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

[adonischildsupportcase]

[bidoof]

this is my favorite “clickbait about hackers” picture

[railroadsoftware]

me when i remember my password in my own mind

[hungwy]

*kicks your carcass* OMMGGG *kicks it again* EWWW

[tamizhnadu]

no one:

american cereal marketing companies: what if our mascot was forbidden from or a wanted criminal for eating their own cereal

[sovietnam]

[leefi]

[lucatiel]

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

[fucktractor]

Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!

Me: But you only gave me one tangerine…

Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!

[ykana]

[thegravelbro]

a mass exodus from chicken village

[assbaka]

what tragedy befell these gentle folk…

[nerdjpg]

[askclint]

Someone who has never played Animal Crossing: So all you do is pick up seashells and catch fish?

Me:

[fallingtowers]

oh no!!!

[fallingtowers]

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

[fallingtowers]

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

[sugarsweetlemons-deactivated202]

rock that shit babe!!!!