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mid 20s, any/any, i'm not dutch (yet)

[serigel]

something i've made with a little help from my @whalesharkcat

[serigel]

@nederlandsespoorwegen my estimate is about five people will understand this meme and about three of them will actually like it but i believe you're one of them :3

[naidje]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[hemipenal-system]

ublock origin is pretty funny. oh? you want to show me an ad? damn buddy that sucks. L + ratio + assets.tumblr.com/pop/src/assets/images/house-rightrail-premium-with-patio-47ce20b6.gif$image into my filters immediately

[hemipenal-system]

there's more, for all my followers who don't know this, you can get ublock to just make the custom filter for you

see an annoying ui item you don't like?

click this to get to the ublock origin menu

click this

and hover over the ui item you dont like, like this

click on it, and in the window that pops up, hit "create"

now it's gone!

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

This is why every site on earth wants you to download their app instead of just being a regular site btw

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

It's really cool how in Germany you can be jailed for 5 years for denying the existence of a country that intentionally doesn't have officially defined borders so it can constantly expand through conquest.

[mossyforestfox]

… so we’d all pick shapeshifting right?

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

So um, a quick tip for anyone who plans to walk around in public with a buttplug that has a vibration function - don't turn it on. People WILL hear the vibration reverberating through your body and look at you funny.

[elierlick]

The juxtaposition of these tweets...

[targetedknowledge]

[raven-matrices]

Absolute gold in the replies

[witchofanguish]

[lilliankillthisman]

it's called dialectics.

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[swagdinner]

[seren-starlight]

"It's bad to spread false or misleading things online even if it's for a good cause or would nudge people towards taking actions or holding beliefs that I like" feels like it should not be a controversial position

[distractionsfromthefood]

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[wifegideonnav]

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?