by 坏蛋丹大战钉子拉里
Always ❤️
The Bowery Presents
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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One Nice Bug Per Day
almost home
noise dept.

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
YOU ARE THE REASON
Fai_Ryy

izzy's playlists!
The Stonewall Inn

Love Begins
d e v o n
Cosimo Galluzzi
occasionally subtle
todays bird

seen from Portugal

seen from Malaysia

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seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Germany
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seen from Finland
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seen from Spain
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@seriouslydex
by 坏蛋丹大战钉子拉里
Always ❤️
Summer sketch ☀️
Omega Shane, due to an illness, is unable to walk without the assistance of a walker or cane. He most certainly cannot run, but the pack elders decide he must show up at the annual mating run anyway. Shane shows up but as soon as it starts, he goes off to the side and sits on a bench between his parents because the elders said he had to show up, not participate. He refuses to embarrass himself by trying to hobble into the forest. His parents are trying to make him feel better by talking shit about the pack elders when Ilya approaches.
Ilya is one of the more desirable alphas in their pack. He came from a rival pack, but quickly demonstrated his loyalty. He’s a mechanic, and the two became friends when Ilya did some minor modifications to Shane’s car so he could drive pain free. Shane liked Ilya, but he didn’t allow himself to think an alpha like Ilya would want a disabled omega. Shane figured Ilya was coming over to offer him some words of encouragement before running after his chosen mate.
“Mrs. Hollander, Mr. Hollander.” Ilya greets Shane’s parents. “Excuse me.” He says before scooping up Shane.
Shane lets out a yelp as Ilya picks him up bridal style. “Wait! What?”
“Caught you.” Ilya winks as he walks away with Shane. “You make so easy for me. Not even sweating. Parents make it a little awkward but they understand, no?”
Shane looks over Ilya’s shoulder to see his parents giving him thumbs up. Shane turns back to Ilya. He can’t believe Ilya is claiming him. “I-You don’t-You’re not just doing this so I’m not embarrassed?” That had to be it. The other night, when they were hanging out, he was complaining about how the elders were making him go even though he can’t run. Ilya must have felt bad for him and was just helping him save face. He couldn’t possibly want him. He was just being a good friend. “This is really nice of you, but you don’t have to do this. Really, it’s fine. You can go get your omega-.”
“You are my omega and I caught you.” Ilya looked down at Shane. “And I’m taking you to our home, laying you on our bed and claiming you. I want you, Shane. Believe me. You’re my perfect omega.” Ilya pressed his lips to Shane’s forehead. “Besides, I smelled your arousal the other night when we were together hanging out. Do not deny.”
“I got faulty scent blockers.” Shane mumbled.
“No, they work. I had to focus very hard. Very faint but I smelled your slick. I can’t wait to taste.”
Ilya, every time before they leave the house for the airport without fail, will sit himself on the couch and pat the cushion next to him and say, "Shane, come sit."
And Shane will groan and sigh because they're running late (Takeoff is in three hours) and he'll sometimes even say Baby please can we skip it this one time but Ilya just sternly pats the cushion until Shane finally sits.
Then Ilya takes his hand and they just sit. In silence. For like five minutes. Occasionally Ilya will say, "Did you pack toothpaste" and Shane will say, "Yes, of course," and Ilya will say, "How many pairs of your contact lenses did you pack" and Shane will sigh because he can't remember and then he gets up to rifle through the toiletry bag and when he returns to the couch the sitting continues.
Then eventually Ilya will FINALLY brush a kiss over Shane's knuckles and break quorum and say, "Come on, Hollander, we're running late," and Shane will groan and pinch him as he follows.
personally i (like shane) enjoy douchebag ilya a lot.
and ☝️ i do think douchebag bisexual supreme ilya should keep a notes app list ranking all his hookups+locations and what they did and how good they were at taking his dick (sometimes complete with contact info for repeats). and ☝️ i do ALSO think the man is aware that There Is A Problem when the top of the list starts looking like:
jane, mtl, first time backdoor like a fucking champ. soaked the bed and me. moaned like dying in reverse. why do some holes feel so much better than others
jane, mtl, nose to the bush and kept me there for fucking forever. fuck
jane, mtl, begged for anal plus two fingers. bit a circle out of my throat. payback with belt to ass after. crazy brown eyes beautiful crying
jane, mtl, thick goddamn sexy thighs. four fingers touching back of the throat and moaning for more. slut slut slut
jane, mtl, two rounds----
It’s a few years into their relationship when Ilya realizes that his left arm is ever so slightly stronger than his right
It’s not really noticeable, not to anyone else, not even Shane. It’s just something that pings in Ilya’s brain when he’s in the gym strength training, that it’s just a teeny little bit easier to lift on his lift. He knows this isn’t exactly unusual, even — most people are slightly uneven, most people are a little bit stronger on their dominant side
… except Ilya is a rightie.
He puzzles over this for a while, wondering if he ought to be doing a few extra reps with his right arm, wondering if he ought to try to even it out, wondering how the fuck this even happened when he’s literally always favors his right arm/hand. He uses it to pull Shane close, to open doors for Shane, to hold himself up while he fucks into Shane……
And meanwhile, he’s using his left hand to jack Shane off.
Ilya puts the pieces together mid-hand job, when Shane is settled between his legs, back to chest. He’s got his right hand on Shane’s leg, rubbing his thumb over the soft skin on his inner thigh, while his left hand strokes Shane hard and fast until he’s whining and begging for release.
Ilya hides his reaction by biting into the sensitive skin on Shane’s neck and lets him come before rolling them both over so he can laugh into a pillow.
“What?” Shane says, scowling as he wriggles underneath Ilya, sensitive and sated. “God, you’re such an asshole. I didn’t come that fast.”
“No,” Ilya eventually manages to say through tears of mirth. He’s still hard, but he’s pretty sure he’s accidentally killed the mood. “No, no, you were perfect.”
“Then what the fuck is wrong with you?” Shane twists around so they’re face to face, and Ilya can bury his face into the crook of his shoulder.
“You know,” he says after he’s calmed himself down with the scent of his boyfriend’s sweat, that musky, salty smell he’s grown accustomed to having in his bed. “You know how my left arm is stronger than my right?”
“Yeah, so?” Shane says. He’s got this adorable, frustrated look on his face, all scrunched up and angry. “What does that have to do with — oh.” His eyes flick down to Ilya’s left hand, coated in his cum. “Oh my god, Ilya, are you serious? Is this why your right backshot is weaker than your left?”
Of course that’s what Shane worries about. God, Ilya loves him.
“It’s ok!” he says, grinning wickedly as he pushes himself up onto his left elbow. “I will even it out. Only rightie handjobs this summer.”
Shane’s smile grows slowly. “I bet your right hand isn’t as good at it,” he says, and his words reek of a challenge. “Bet you’ll need lots of practice.”
Huh. Mood not killed at all, then.
Ilya kisses Shane deeply and runs his hands — including the cum covered one — through his hair, ignoring the squeak of protest in lieu of the twitch of interest in both of their dicks.
“Good thing I have a great personal trainer,” he says and winks.
Training season has never been so much fun.
"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"
"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."
And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.
Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?
Oh. Shit.
★Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Count Vronsky will always be book accurate Raoul de Chagny to me★
heated rivalry + text [everyone's doing great / ?]
Sleepy boys 💤
ilya wiping shane's mouth after his first bj
ilya taking a shower after shane says "now the bed's all dirty"
ilya using the back of his hand to lift shane's face cause he was eating
he's so caring of shane
also,
HOLLANOV // WILLING AND ABLE - NOAH KAHAN
“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for
“oh but steve deserved a happy ending” and why couldn’t it have been simple and realistic instead of an assassin of his character? for example, passing the mantle to sam and going on a road trip with the man he’d spent years fighting to get back. after saying goodbye to sam, they get in beat up truck with nothing but two small packs, a few novels, and steve’s sketchbook. “so. where to first?” “I was thinking jersey” — they share a laugh, and drive
THEY deserved a happy ending. the foundation of their relationship was “til death do we part”/that they’d always be there for each other. and it would have been so easy to maintain that if they wanted bucky in future projects but not steve. “where’s steve?” bucky rolls his eyes and says “where do you think?” (helping with disaster relief, hunting down hydra cell, doing a shift w daredevil). steve texting sam to put more weight on his left foot when he throws the shield. a five second phone call where steve tells him he better be back in time for the dodgers game. a photo of them laughing at the grand canyon. instead.
A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.
For anyone who doesn’t know, we grew up living off of Brian Jacque’s Redwall series, which we remember most prominently for 1) its depictions of hope in impossible circumstances, and 2) its vivid and enviable descriptions of the food served at feasts. Well, today, 10-15 years after consuming this entire saga, guess what I found at the library.
It has recipes for everything I ever wanted. Strawberry fizz, Blackberry and Apple Cake, classic Redwall scones. And as if that’s not enough, a note from the author himself:
With all the love in my heart,