[valleyguido-deactivated20110403]

[sagihairius]

[nevver]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[indi-element]

What's wrong?

everything bitch don’t act stupid

[babyanimalgifs]

“That’s his chicken" 

(via)

[poeiraefemera]

[detectivehole]

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

[detectivehole]

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

[qqueenofhades]

Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids' movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn't get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.

He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned "hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality" summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk ("so he seems nice? He's what, in his late twenties?") and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.

Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha's fake wife and dressing up in ladies' clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress' "bless you for coming out in public" remark when Pacha says they're on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don't see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.

In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.

So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.

[campesine]

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[jamieaiken919]

everybody go home this is the best tweet of the day

[dankmemeuniversity]

[oomshi]

[ampervadasz]

[tibby]

this is the funniest 8 seconds of television that has ever aired like this show was something else

[iwilleatyourenglish]

do you know how many people are involved in making tv shows

do you know how many people this line of dialogue went through who thought it was fine

[prana-mudra]

Morning Ray of Sunshine Crystal Grid 🌞 

Clear Quartz 

 Gold Titanium Quartz 

 Citrine 

Smokey Quartz

[fairy-humor-deactivated20210822]

mushroom teapot! mushroom teacup!

[laurawingfields]

i made this for a powerpoint party but the rest of the world needs to see it

[seriousputty]

@justbebrave i-