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former home of @mcgruffthecrimedog, but im not a cop

[divinestrike]

gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

[divinestrike]

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[dvandom]

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

[waywardmartian]

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

[33v0]

[zagzie]

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[kobonus]

Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor

[kobonus]

If you replace pikachu with an unruly yet loving horse nothing changes

[kobonus]

“Well, I do have one left, the most unruly pokemon in my possession. He knows no master and can only kick things.”

And ash is just a horse girl with bad hair so he trains the horse even though it did rupture his spleen multiple times with its beautiful legs

[kobonus]

“Get me that pikachu with the beautiful legs, I need him for the Big Race.”

james voice: Yee  haw pardner

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[sanitymakesposts]

Pjackk getting nuked after not saying anything for a year then coming back just to say nothing and get nuked again is unfortunately both in character and extremely funny. Resurrected just to immolate.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh man, this is shocking to me. Persepolis was so influential to me and I've seen people quote her without even knowing they were doing so. Rest in peace

[jame7t]

uhm. he’s right there? ⭕️?

[boykathy]

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[bloodyraremedium]

sometimes i forget that kim's actually REALLY funny

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[pjackk]

Men in combat muddy squirm on the ground wet wet wet and its all just to imoregnate🥺

[evilgirlmechanicock]

The fucked up thing about bringing pjackk back is 1. No one wanted it, not even pjackk, it's way funnier to weekend at bernie's the corpse, and 2. Just more ironclad proof that they can bring all the old blogs back that were deleted due to transphobia. And they won't.

Happy pride.

[brian-mays-hair]

How does Frasier Crane pull some of the BADDEST bitches in Seattle and manages to fumble every single one of them

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

irish-american chan and pjackk starring in a remake of the iron giant

[themainspoon]

"Do u fujk with you staying and I going???"