this relentless future finally looks brighter and brighter.

hi this is my reblog dump ^-^ it/she/they;adult neocities ( oldd :| ) -> https://anas-room.neocities.org/

[ouramateur]

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Jack's

From: The Incredible Circus

He's the tall and cheeky one

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

[anushica]

“Have you have to break an egg if you are to know what is inside.” ⚰️

[sm64mario]

i hope you know how expensive all these'a super mario 64 runs are to set up whenever you'a restart the game

[sm64mario]

like five coins

[ouroborosorder]

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

[ouroborosorder]

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

[gingerpines]

a ragdoll and a cowboy

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[vesselvindicate]

pride mont

[six0fswords]

[foone]

Neither of us knew it at the time, but technically when my mom told me I couldn't watch The Matrix back in 1999, it was transphobia

[foone]

What happened with The Matrix was actually far funnier than "you can't watch it": my parents watched it, and told me it was "too dark" to let me watch it. BUT they said the fight at the end (Neo vs Agent Smith in the train station) was too cool to keep me from watching it, so they let me watch JUST THAT PART, completely out of context.

Wacky.

Anyway I am and always have been a pirate who doesn't believe in authority figures, so I had "borrowed" the tape from them overnight and duplicated it onto one of my own VHS tapes, so of course I could watch the whole thing on my own time. But as far as their Official Parenting rules said, I was only allowed to watch like the last 10 minutes of The Matrix

[raysipe1]

Thanos Car wins piston cup

[raysipe1]

Piston cup!

[charlottan]

man of few words i see!

[never-obsolete]

Moore's Law is for Wimps! Computer Gaming World - November 2000

[nijyu7]

[nijyu7]

Crowbar Abyss

[nijyu7]

モノ子

[nijyu7]