Peel The Avacado

I’m a girl and im 23!

[awesomegirl2001-deactivated2024]

Who up & searching for a sense of belonging

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

joe biden appoints weird bug to be in charge of the night time is one of my all time fav images ever

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

legitimately this will never get old to me i laugh every time i see it and i think about it several times a week

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

no it’s real

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

he’s in a space suit y’all don’t worry

[aphony-cree]

The NASA store sells space suit Snoopy

“Snoopy and NASA's relationship goes back to the beginning of the Apollo missions when the late Charles M. Schulz gave his permission for NASA to use Snoopy as a symbol for promoting safety.”

[only-cat-memes]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

why isn’t DC a state yet?

It is a state, currently speaking.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Not if I have anything to say about it

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Do you have anything to say about it?

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

They should invent socks but like. For torsos

[gatlingant]

Sweaters?

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Make your own post

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[eebie]

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

[hispanicdisorder]

this is disturbing

[ireth-alcarin]

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[evalkyrie]

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

[evalkyrie]

I never said it couldn't be

[carfuckerlynch]

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4

[void-milf]

Please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. When using a beam attack remember to use at least paired 2x8s, 2x4s simply can't handle most girls' loads.

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[axiomschema]

Counterpoint

[big-ovipositor-energy]

an addition

[gauntletqueen]

We’re done

[sailorbrazil]

An exclusive look into the workings of the mind of the average tumblr user

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[marshmallowpuff]

I could never watch wrestling because I would just keep getting frustrated by the fact that they never start sucking and fucking even though i KNOW they want to

[marshmallowpuff]

Like what is this??? Is this wrestling??? I dont know and I cant watch it because it makes me too horny!!

[memewhore]

[forepop]

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]