just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning
#i guess that's one way to solve that problem
“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
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just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning
#i guess that's one way to solve that problem
“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
(Flirting) Can you slap me so hard my nervous system restarts?
can we stop treating mages as the party toy. im sick and tired of being laughed at and kicked to my knees every time i suggest one of the many ways i can help the party. i just dont fucking underst-lgkl glk glkglk
just found out that the deadlock subreddit reminds you of pocket's pronouns if you type their name anywhere in the post with a link to the wiki page that has twenty-one (21) citations for their pronouns. i didn't even know you could do that. if you misgender pocket on the subreddit the mods will murder you in the street. happy pride
hypnotically removing your ability to orgasm so that every time you touch yourself it’s impossible to get off. every time you reach that edge, it feels so good that you just stop touching yourself to bask in that hazy feeling, which of course means that you never slip past that edge no matter how hard you try. you might realize what i did to you after an hour of failing to orgasm, at which time your frantic, whimpering pleas to me for just a little bit more pleasure will be answered by me telling you to touch just a little bit longer, cute subject and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get to orgasm <3
Tuesdays are truly for the gays this season because what do you mean Motoko spends her summer vacations having lesbian orgies 😭😭 the OG girl kisser
THEY ADAPTED THE GAY SEX SCENE TRULY MANGA ACCURATE PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAK
wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck
ok then why didnt you
In honor of this post getting way too many notes i made this
Shes dedicated to all the people who missed the point
some people really aren't getting it so i need to clear something up, let me hold your hand through this
^^^THE SAME COMIC. THESE ARE ALL THE SAME.
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Slapping a girl across the face and when she starts snuggling up I just say "awww, look its fawning" in the most condescending mom voice I can muster. I get to watch her brain short circuit every time
I really should be working my way into her head. Changing how her internal voice sounds. Have her repeating all the words I tell her. trapping her patterns of critical thinking within my designed boundaries. Making her lose herself staring into my eyes. But instead my 9-5 employment wants me to churn through another day of work
remember to give your sub a little squeeze~ <3
being a pervert about concepts is awesome. i don't even have to be naked just put me in a situation.
I think, to me, the trope of "hypnotized to be more sensitive" is at its best when it's basically just "how it feels to be touch starved". In turn, this means that when hypnotizing someone to play with sensitivity, playing with that kind of imagery of 'desperate desire for the slightest touch but forbidden by social convention' is a very fun space. Scooches ever so slightly closer to you and touches my fingertips against yours, where you find yourself paralyzed by the warmth of the contact.
ffuuuuuuccckkkkk this is happening to me regularly fuuucckkkkk
I want someone to think of me and get queezy. Wsnt her to be moved to poetry. Want her to feel a little nauseous when I walk in. Want her to want my whole body. Want her to be furiously touching to the thought of me. Want her to get jealous when im somewhere else. Want her to want to pull me in by the belt loops. Want spontaneous sex and romance and good morning kisses. Want her to think touching me is her favourite. Want her to notice when im not there
time for another thrilling morning game of "why do my tits hurt" place your bets people
its only the left one so the odds of "slept on top of it" are pretty decent, but lets not count out "needs to be bitten and sucked on" that ones always the dark horse winner
oh both of them hurt today how delightfully gauche
turns out its cuz they've been growing