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death to elon

[fallingtowers]

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

[you-will-adore-me]

slay

[damazcuz]

literally it's so easy to be happy online. delete your tiktok and your twitter and instagram. now look at this picture.

what a lovely smile, right? feels better, right? you're welcome.

[cinematv]

Buzzfeed Unsolved: The Subterranean Terrors Of The London Tombs I Like To Watch | Drag Queens Trixie Mattel Katya React to Resident Evil

[cannibalchicken]

[ellatholmes]

if you're an author I wish you a very bigolas dickolas

[rosenkranz-does-things]

painted posters for some of my favorite episodes as a fun experiment

[dingdongyouarewrong]

awakecels seething over bedpilled sleepchads

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

[adoring-suggestion]

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

[prettysicksupply]

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

[academicblorbo]

7. The food you’ve been obsessively eating for the past 2 weeks and you relied on is now the grossest thing you could put in your mouth

[aropride]

just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

im literally living little treat to little treat

[achesspiece]

what would fix you

lobotomy

more gay sex

vivisection

a prescription of cocaine

diet coke + mentos

being cracked like a glow stick

heat suppressants

becoming your dnd character

living in the mariana trench

eating the horrors

Voting ended onMay 21, 2023

[cyberxbattalion]

[leolaroot]

im the smartest person on earth. if you saw my tits you’d understand.

[sexshopshenanigans]

Have you had the ending of the Harry Potter game spoiled?

Yes, I hear Professor Fig dies in every ending

No, I did not know Rookwood cursed Anne and framed the goblins

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2023

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[aquarielle]

I definitely didn’t spend my whole day off drawing this lil V-day card 🥹🤧