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there is not a single braincell in this image
thor’s getting a fourth solo marvel movie.
not iron man. not cap.
THOR.
they broke the three-movie rule.
FOR THOR.
NOPE.
they broke the three-movie rule
FOR MONEY.
When I was a teenager when I lived with my parents, my bedroom was in the basement, and as such they didn’t particularly care what I did to my walls, ceiling etc
Which is why they didn’t care at all when, at age 13 in the mid-2000′s, I told them I was going to paint my walls with 6 foot tall murals of my favorite anime characters at the time.
Now, my parents have turned my old bedroom into a family room but refuse to cover up my adolescent shame, and every time I go over to visit I’m confronted with the troubling reality of the towering, hand-painted Inuyasha glowering at me from on high, reminding me I can never truly escape the sins of my past.
You asked, and I harangued my poor mother into getting pictures.
Notice how they DID paint the room, but left my… Beautiful artwork in tact.
And a hidden treat in the corner…
From when I had a brief and horribly misbegotten adolescent mega crush on Hiruma from Eyeshield 21
hey op that’s quality fucking artwork in terms of sheer technical skill that the fuck
Time Lapse of the Land Taken From Native Americans
via reddit
I will reblog this EVERY GODDAMN TIME so people can understand how the US government taking more and more land from Natives is nothing new (even the land originally promised after being kicked off their original, sacred lands) and they NEED to be fucking stopped. They need to be held accountable for the destruction of our people not just then but also now.
If you’re wondering what that last BLAM of disappearing reservation land around the 1900′s was, that was when the Dawes rolls were initiated, the reservations were divided up so many acres per tribal member…. and the rest sold to white settlers.
The the age of the grifters began and even THAT much was wrenched away.
ma’am???
I had to read that last sentence three times
“the school District was ONLY desegregated in 2017.” Just 2 years ago?!
I’m so sick of this. She better win her lawsuit.
ONLY DESEGREGATED IN 2017? Did I just read that with my own two eyes?
Jesus H Christ America.
Fun fact: Mississippi only ratified the 13th Amendment banning slavery in 2013. The amendment was adopted nationwide in 1865 after a three-fourths majority of states voted to ratify it, but Mississippi never submitted the official documentation until February 7, 2013. (All other states had already done so.) This means that Mississippi didn’t officially abolish slavery until 6 years ago.
For more Mississippi madness, check out the documentary “Prom Night in Mississippi,” about a high school that integrated in 1970 but only had its first racially integrated prom in 2008.
tiny body too small to keep chaotic energy contained.
there’s a story in aesop’s fables, i think it is, about a human talking to a satyr or something. The satyr asks why the human is blowing on his hands during a snow storm and he says “to warm up” later inside the satyr asks the human why he’s blowing on the soup and the human says “to cool it down”
and the satyr has had enough and says “well I won’t have a guest that breaths cold air one moment and hot air the next” and tells the human to leave his house
- Haa is hot because your breath is warm from your lungblood
- Hoo is cold because, while the air is still warm, you’re blowing it at a greater pressure by blowing it through a smaller hole, and the effect of the windchill is greater than the effect of the slight warmth in the air
That story always pissed me off, because while people generally interpret it as “don’t be double-tongued” or “avoid those who are inconstant”, my interpretation was “satyrs are FUCKING STUPID”.
robert downey jr rly rocks up to set everyday wearing a t-shirt n sweats & they just slap a few lil white cgi dots on him while everybody else has 2 be in full costume or mocap & gotta spend several hours a day in make-up lmfaooo what a king
russos: robert can u put this costume on
robert: no
russos: okay
what do you know?
nothing
Great, another broken white boy for us to fix!
How bout’ y'all learn how to drive?
Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.
Is this shit for real? Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?
Concept: a character designer who’s horny on main but only horny for his male characters and not his female characters
Female characters: *short fat woman, tall thin lanky woman, average height woman with muscles a lil chub, woman with a pear shaped body, old hunched over woman, non humanoid character*
Male characters: *buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude*
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peter p: but mr america sir, aren’t you technically only 33? are you sure you qualify for this?
steve, taking a senior citizen parking spot and claiming his 15th senior discount of the day: shut your mouth you’re like 5
broke - the team mocking steve for being ‘old’
woke - steve trying to get into a zoo for free because “fuck it i was born in 1918 I deserve the fucking seniors discount”
I mean yes sure he could just take the military discount and save just as much but it’s the principle of the thing dammit.
pool employee: sir, Mr. Captain America, this is a seniors water aerobics class.
steve: I was born in 1918 am I not a senior citizen?
exaspertated pool employee: yes, but why d-
steve: some of my friends are in this class just let me take it with them!
bucky, yelling, already in the pool: just let him in susan! you let me in!
Susan (whispering): he’s old? I let him in because I thought he was homeless and sad.
I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.
op this looks absolutely magical
I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl
*edward and bella riding in the car together*
bella: road work ahead??!?!
edward: yes dear? those signs are quite common.
bella: *sighs loudly* why do i have to do everything MYSELF!?!?!!? *deep breath* ROAD WORK AHEAD?????? YEAH- *interrupted by edward’s phone ringing*
edward: *answers phone*
emmett: *before edward can say anything* YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT DOES. hi bella. alice alerted me to the fact that edward is NO FUN. *hangs up*
Fanon Twilight is 80000x better than canon Twilight