#1 Official Percher

sperm whale enthusiast, thresher shark enjoyer, wet sand consumer

[holographings]

HASHTAG NEVER KILL YOURSELDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darcymolloy]

[mouselikething]

the charming and perfect Tenna intro vs the scary and horrible Flowery intro

[hansoeii]

fledgling

[starsinoursystem]

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

[saltiecattoz]

[snowshoesrainboots]

Happy Thursday from another throuple that never was... but still could be :]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

[jymiy-a]

2 grown-ass systems btw

[achillesinhighheels]

[roiidart]

welcome to night island!

[dogpuppy]

[yaoiblackmold]

Have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying?

[ratbebes]

ARMAND COME PICK YOUR BABY UP HE LONELY

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[bidanielmolloy]

Daniel flirting with Lestats mom… he’s lowkey that one bisexual friend you can’t take anywhere