wait im goated?

[probuccalfat]

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

[probuccalfat]

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[charl0ttan]

you could just hit other people as a kid

[jaigeye]

yoda

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[gorps]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[mrsterlingeverything]

LETS LET FRIDAY GET US PREGNANT

[gaystation4]

[dankxsinatra]

[grox]

I could never be a cuck I'd start cutting myself and spraying both participants in the eyes

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[dogpuppy]

[sexhaver]

this is about Walter White