wait im goated?

[charl0ttan]

you could just hit other people as a kid

[jaigeye]

yoda

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[gorps]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[mrsterlingeverything]

LETS LET FRIDAY GET US PREGNANT

[gaystation4]

[dankxsinatra]

[grox]

I could never be a cuck I'd start cutting myself and spraying both participants in the eyes

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[dogpuppy]

[sexhaver]

this is about Walter White

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[scrumptiousangst]

Staring for two hours at a painting doesn't make you deep.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i can stare for up to 7 hours actually

[sewerfight]

i can look at any painting for half a second and tell you its about themes and such

[innerchildabortionclinic]

but also why are people at office jobs getting free donuts more than jobs where you're actually hungry as fuck 😭😭😭 give donuts to anyone doing manual labor and the performative dieting issue will disappear immediately #truthnuke

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled