this is how a sea monster sees the world

you’ve become a sea monster — giant, hidden, and… strangely tender at heart. all is blue.

[disco-dancing-in-the-desert]

[iliothermia]

Found this dunsparce gijinka sweater and just needed to tell someone about it

[garchirisu]

🗣️STEAL ITS LOOK🗣️

[balkanradfem]

I need everyone to know I was just entering my house in the dark, using a phone torch, and I didn't see my praying mantis in her spot. Worried I would accidentally step on her or rustle her in the dark, I started looking for her.

When I found her, she put her little arm over her head because the light was too bright! It was adorable! Imagine a little bug covering their little face with their tiny little arm because you shined a horrid bright phone torch in their face like an annoying idiot. It was sooo cute!

She was on the chair leg, she's vibing.

[notallmensheviks]

[videolottery]

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

[epicpoo-blog]

[lunarievnforyourin]

[1americanconservative]

[itsthebrokenheartthatdecides]

I'm making a "Babylon Bee has gone legit" tag this is happening all the time now.

[generallemarc]

No, this is just bigotry. "People hate this demographic because this demographic is inherently evil" is always retarded, no matter what.

[justinccase]

It’s not bigotry if it it’s pattern recognition.

[generallemarc]

The first line of defense used to justify bigotry. "No, it's different, this time the entire demographic really is inherently evil, look at the dozen or so examples I've got to prove the inherent immorality of over a billion people!" They said the same thing about blacks and crime, and they're saying the same thing right now about Jews and whatever tankie propaganda is being churned out this week. You're no different.

[sexhaversgenocide]

[epicpoo-blog]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[akashicrecord]

[akashicrecord]

it actually does you stupid piece of shit. Decalcify your pineal gland fucking bitch. Fuck.

[cheese-sample-official]

I have literally never had cottage cheese and I don't think I'd like to

Nixon ass food

[0ttozgotagun]

Give me your White Card.

[sexhaversgenocide]

Had cfa’s spicy chicken sandwich for the first time. My review: pretty good!

[labcorp]

good lord

[pokemonarchive]

Mysterious Bird (1997) - Pokémon Indigo League © Pokémon / Nintendo / Creatures / GAME FREAK 🎵

[myankleissprained]

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

Then pealed the bells more loud and deep: "God is not dead, nor doth He sleep;     The Wrong shall fail,     The Right prevail, With peace on earth, good-will to men."

--- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day