Garchirisu

Am me, me funny (mayhaps) (he/him)

[zoe-oneesama]

Oh how the turn tables

[zenezene0]

a 21 page comic for the yuri mlb au <3 this is my first attempt at making a comic hiii. it's the glaciator ep but i remembered it so horribly it's just inspired by it now

i started this june 2025 and finished it in march 2026 with months between pages because burn out so if you see differences or scenes doesn't feel like it connects thats just me forgetting😭 i also apologize for my hand writing i've been told it's very hard to read

[yetetispaghetti]

sometimes I wish I could just look into my friends eyes and go hey. hey. hey. what do you think of me do you like me do you like me do you think of me when I'm not there hey hey am I annoying

but I can't because I'm not good at eye contact

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

over the past few weeks I've been having the peculiar experience of waking up almost exclusively to find that I've rotated nearly a full 90 degrees counterclockwise away from my pillows, so that my body is long ways across my relatively narrow mattress.

absolutely no idea what's causing that but I have some suspicions that this thing may be to blame, since he always seems to have made himself comfortable as hell on the pillows I've abandoned

[garchirisu]

He spins you like a pizza when you’re sleeping

[pukicho]

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

[garchirisu]

If you’re sad, be happy.

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[knightshade86]

[tim-official]

neopronouns are all well and good but as long as we're adding words to the english language there's much cooler things we could add too. lets add inclusive and exclusive "we." a variant of "we" that distinguishes between "we (including listener)" and "we (including the speaker but not the listener)". other languages have this. Let's add the obviative case to our third-person pronouns so that we can distinguish between two people of the same gender - a him-[salient] and a him-[less salient]. this would make it much easier to write sex scenes where two people use the same pronouns. why aren't our proud pronoun warriors working on this

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[localfairyconnoisseur]

I have this headcanon where newly baked cookies aren't born with genders, which is why most children in the Cookie Run franchise are enby, like, when cookies are born they're simply just genderless until they decide when they're fully formed what gender they identify as since cookies are implied to asexually procreate and gender in their universe doesn't seem to really change anything aside from titles

This of course doesn't apply to cookies specifically made by witches/wizards, as they're baked with a sole image intended for them, so cookies like Moonlight Cookie were born fully formed into their grown state, intended to be their gender from the start

Are you getting this am I making sense

[keatxu]

abandonware should be public domain. force companies to actively support and provide products if they don't wanna lose the rights to them

[omikronsoul]

Game companies hate emulation, but none of them seem to understand that a lot of us would just buy ROMs from them directly if we could. I don't want a fifth remake of Final Fantasy IV, I want to pay five bucks for the 3MB file you already made bank with thirty years ago. Nobody who wants to play something for the purpose of retro gaming is going to consider a $40 remake as the alternative option, and we're certainly not going to let the original dissappear. They're crying about opportunity cost for a product they're not even selling.

[justletmeremember]

op i know you're probably talking about like, video games, etc, but this is also critical for research science - my lab has so much abandonware, either because the company's out of business, or the company decided to not maintain it, and it's a fucking nightmare. we have two windows 95 computers that are CRITICAL for performing experiments/data analysis because the software needed is abandonware. one of the main roles for a guy in my lab is to maintain these little dinosaurs because if they go out, we lose access to ~20 years of raw data for research. part of why is that these companies also make their own file types, and make it difficult-to-impossible to convert those file types without their specific software. by habit, i convert all research files to more generic versions (txt, pdf, tif, etc) so that i minimize risk of losing my shit, but some stuff can't be converted.

for example, we have a microscope that is perfectly functional, good microscope, but its software is abandonware because the company refused to maintain it. the company is still in business, still makes essentially the exact same software, but they made all of the old tech incompatible with new software to force people to buy the new microscope tech. it would cost a quarter million dollars to replace this microscope. this perfectly good microscope.

so like, i know a lot of people look at the original post here and go "well op just wants old video games to play" (which is valid! games companies should not be able to push shit to abandonware and then close it off) but also this is critical for like. biomedical research. if y'all had any idea how much basic infrastructure built on science relies on shit that is technically abandonware, you would probably be horrified.

[jollysunflora]

#there is so much abandonware just...out there being used and carefully maintained#because nothing quite replicates the functionality

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[martial-art-world]

[toesucker416]

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

[toesucker416]

I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do

1. nothing

2. we're so fucked

[martial-art-world]

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

[drawzyd00dl3s]

She thinks it's hilarious

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-cosette]

this post makes me snort every single time

[briskchips]

🔺MEGALOMANIAC🔺