yo. you the creepy floating thing i'm supposed to be takin home with me?
Uh, yeah.
8ut what a ruuuuuuuude way to ask!Â
gee sorry i was just hecking before showing up at your house like some huge dickhead or hive or whatever the fuck its called i mean do you even live in a house or a lamp like some kind of genie. or is it like a perfume bottle because youâre a girl or something?
Oh my fucking god.
Uh, I live in the hold, in a room. Not some fucking lamp you idiot, I have legs!! I don't grant wishes and go around seducing men in a skimpy outfit.


















