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Tavrisprite Rp blog for Servitudestuck AU M!A: None

[sexualblueectoplasm]

yo. you the creepy floating thing i'm supposed to be takin home with me?

Uh, yeah.

8ut what a ruuuuuuuude way to ask! 

[testifieddunderfuck]

gee sorry i was just hecking before showing up at your house like some huge dickhead or hive or whatever the fuck its called i mean do you even live in a house or a lamp like some kind of genie. or is it like a perfume bottle because you’re a girl or something?

[sexualblueectoplasm]

Oh my fucking god.

Uh, I live in the hold, in a room. Not some fucking lamp you idiot, I have legs!! I don't grant wishes and go around seducing men in a skimpy outfit.

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[sexualblueectoplasm]

yo. you the creepy floating thing i'm supposed to be takin home with me?

Uh, yeah.

8ut what a ruuuuuuuude way to ask! 

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send me "You're all mine, Lover!" For my muse's reaction to your's shoving them onto thier bed and pinning thier arms over thier head..

[lockedlalonde-blog]

"I suppose its better. I got really lucky with masters so far actually. But being trapped is more my issue thus far."  she shrugged and scooted back to flop onto a couch “but yeah guess it’s good I’m not dead.”  she pats the seat beside her for Tavris. "Late night pizza is pretty great though. wonder whoose it even is… dont care too much though. might have been a community pizza anyway."

[sexualblueectoplasm]

"Yeah it can get a bit stuffy in here, and there really isn't anywhere that isn't a house were allowed to go. It would have to be a very special occasion for anything like that to happen." Sitting down next to Rose she brought her legs up to her chest and shrugged. "If anything happened to me they would just make another one so I'm not too worried about it." As for the pizza she laughed. "Well, without a name, its free to whoever claims it. I mean if it really mattered they would have put a post-it note on it or something, ya know?"

[lockedlalonde-blog]

Rose contemplated giving herself fangs or horns like a demon or some such, only to realize that was also just trolls in general. Instead she oppted for the shoulder cape. “I am van ov zee terrifying rebels! bleh bleh bleh~” snickering and lowering her arm. Glad Tavris wasnt taking this too seriously. she needed to let loose a little. and that prank got her gambits back up and running. “But yea, I’m a less than willing participant in this facility. Been a real blast so far.”

[sexualblueectoplasm]

Tavris snickered at her vampire impression, being a troll would have made the reenactment much more impressive, considering the natural fangs that they had. "Oh how terrifying, I might just faint." She faked dramatic fainting, placing a hand over her heart and leaning back on the counter. "I feel like I heard just a tad bit of sarcasm in that last sentence Mrs. Lalonde." She couldn't blame her in the slightest. "Hey, I haven't even had a master pay attention to me for more than a minute, so I can't really say." She shrugged after that, being a slave didn't bother her so much really. It was all she knew. "Its better than being dead, I guess."

[lockedlalonde-blog]

Rose laughed a little and stood up straight. ”I dont believe we’ve really met before now. So, whats your name? Mine’s Rose. Rose Lalonde. Fort owner and personal library proprietor.”  She gave an exaggerated bow, and stood again. ”The pleasure is all yours I assure you”  she added with a wink.

[sexualblueectoplasm]

"The pleasure is all mine indeed!" Tavris gave a hearty laugh, sliding off the counter and crossing her arms over her chest. Giving the girl the up-down was easy, being almost a foot taller than the blonde. "I'm Tavris, I don't have a last name. I think it might just be a pleasure indeed, Rose." With a grin she leaned against the counter, winking playfully back at her. "So what floor do you belong on? Are you a volunteer or are you a treacherous rebel?" She waved her hands dramatically, of course being sarcastic, Tavris had no problems with rebels at all, and thought their cause was noble but didn't participate herself of course and had no urge to.

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[lockedlalonde-blog]

"Im just messing"  Rose chuckled and gave Tavris a little elbow. “I didn’t see a name on it either.”  she grinned before taking a bite, chewing and swallowing before speaking again.  “But yeah I couldnt pass up to opportunity since you didn’t even notice me. Granted i didn’t have any lights on. was feeling a little lazy.” 

Rose stood back from the counter and gave her a smile again. Her pranksters gambit was satisfied for now, no need to mess with her. not that she would pass up anything too good. “I see you got a certain look goin for you there” with a wink and a chuckle.

[sexualblueectoplasm]

Tavris grinned, taking another bite herself. What a little trouble maker this girl was being. It was fun however, she could appreciate giving someone shit for the fun of it. "You got me good, i'll admit. I was…preoccupied mentally and usually you wouldn't have gotten me so easily. Be on your guard, I will get you back." A mischievous smirk graced her lips before she finished off her pizza, rubbing the crumbs off her hands and pants. The sprite did appreciate the lack of lights, being so sensitive to the dang things she was usually pretty used to the dim or dark. 

Glancing down at herself she laughed, then motioned dramatically at her attire. "You like? The hobo look is really in right now. I sport it proudly." Usually Tavris liked to make herself look presentable but, sometimes she just really didn't care. A tank, shorts and socks was fine for now, no matter how lazy she looked. "Don't act like I'm not making you nervous with my ungodly attractiveness."

[lockedlalonde-blog]

Rose had just been up to grab something to eat herself, having taken a piece of the unmarked pizza for herself and sat down, before seeing the blue girl slide in, and take a piece of the same, propping herself onto the counter.

What a perfect opportunity she couldn't waste. Rose snuck up behind her, leaning quietly on the counter beside her before speaking "You know its not polite to take someone elses pizza." Taking a bite of her own piece.

[sexualblueectoplasm]

Off in her own world, Tavris has pulled her legs up indian style, her brain distantly focused on pulling at a loose string on one of her socks. Stupid thing wouldn't come off and she would be damned if she let it stick out like that. Distracted by the minute flaw in her socks, the sprite didn't notice Rose in the slightest as she came up behind her. It was right after she had finally managed to pluck the string from her sock that Rose spoke up, scaring the blazes out of Tavris in the process. 

Her body physically leapt, and her head whipped over to look at Rose, eyes wide. Glancing at the pizza, she stayed silent for a moment, but then noticed Rose had a piece of her own. "Uh, Well..I didn't see a name on it. Was it your pizza, or are you just giving me shit?"

[sexualblueectoplasm]

How many days had she been cooped up in her room? It was honestly hard telling, she'd eaten little, conversed with no one, which was no surprise to her. Tavris considered herself a loner because well, the one person who actually talked to her left and seeing as people did not attempt to converse with her, she did the same. Unless she needed them of course. She strummed idly at her ukulele and humming to herself, felt like maybe it would be a good idea to leave her room. Food sounded good, Jane had brought her a cookie earlier, she said she had been worried after not seeing her for a few days. Tavris didn't count her as a friend really, Jane was kind to everyone. So she found it hard to believe it to be genuine. 

Putting the instrument to the side and shimmying into some jean shorts, Tavris ran her fingers through her hair and pulled it into a bun on her head.  Adorning a white tank top carefully over her head and then pulling on socks, for the sole purpose of sliding down the hall if it was clear, she peeked out the door. Seeing no one, she grinned, sharp teeth grazing her bottom lip. "Sweet~"

Getting a good start, she slid herself into the kitchen with a smile. Aw yeah. Nothing like a good slide. Even better she didn't fall. As her eyes adjusted to the not-dim light of the room she stretched, her hip popping pleasantly. Cooking was..not her strong suit. Opening the fridge, luckily there was pizza leftover, and with no concern as to who it belonged to she starting munching on a piece, hoisting herself unto the counter to gaze over area, humming very softly to herself to break the silence in the area. 

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Let’s cry about that background. Let’s cry together.

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I remember davexsollux saying once that the song ‘Great Day’ by the Lonely Island would fit Gamzee if it was pitched down

This is the result of that and spare time in Tech class + Fucking around in Audacity

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that’s fucking TERRIFYING

i applaud you. 

[sexualblueectoplasm]

Some8ody for the love of gog entertain meeeeeeee!

I'm so 8ored!!!!!!!!