Yikes

[kamikazekoala-deactivated201812]

#SpiderManPS4 scoring a #Grindr #hookup between missions 👌 get it Spidey 🍑💦

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

*10 minutes later*

[straightboyfriend]

[babyanimalgifs]

[riverclan-moved-deactivated2019]

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

[afronerdism]

You are a genius and I’m using this

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

[catsfurever]

does pete davidson’s chest tattoo really fucking say jokes come and go but swag is forever

[catsfurever]

[wishingonyoump3]

[gingahhh]

He’s got a 10 inch dick she isn’t answering

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

[teuer]

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[husbandcinnamon]

i demand to know why “Down Under” by Men at Work (1983) is not as beloved as Africa by Toto

[caranfindel]

Because it sucks.

[husbandcinnamon]

I’m not going to take this slander from someone who is still into Sherlock and Supernatural in the good year of our lord 2018

[trashl0rde]

[chickenfarmersan]

[er2bai3wu3-deactivated20180918]

I AM SCREAAAAAMIIIIING WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS

[starlightandtears]

Makeup is cancelled. Beauty blogging is cancelled.

[summerashes]

Did she give herself a permanent contour

[gluten-free-pussy]

Oh my lord

[homiedepot]

Chemical burns are in!

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

this is fucking awful what the fuck

[amazingzooenclosures]

radical animal rights activists:animals are going extinct we HAVE to do something to save them!

accredited zoos and aquariums:*dedicate massive amounts of money to preserve endangered species in captivity so they can be saved and educates the public to their plight*

radical animal rights activists: no not that

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

those square cross sections of the human skin layers you always see in biology books but as like, a minecraft block

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[boethiah]

i just don’t like this at all

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

The Rainforest Cafe takes their theme too far. I was sitting in there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO???

[joshmuratori]

FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKK

[alexander]

I AM SO!!!!

[amphibizzy]

[ladyghostbusters]

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

[normalshrimp]

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive