ranz ist glanz

(☞ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ ranz ist glanz

[mousenemy]

[dailycatsblog]

[icel]

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[wizardsexmachine]

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

[triangleguy]

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

[themboots]

[commander-ledi]

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

[creative-anchorage]

[kushblazer666]

[deodorantdenier]

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

[the-timewatcher]

like this

[sloppystyle]

[gnirewolf]

this video is so full of life

[beardedmrbean]

[catasters]

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[targetedknowledge]

[thememedaddy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny