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if i see one more discourse post in my orbit page i stg
friendly reminder that this blog is run by a non-binary xenic ND + disabled person and i do not fucking tolerate any ableist, transphobic, enbyphobic or remotely TERF-y bullshit here 🥰
🍒🍐 feel good haul 🍐🍒
I’m honestly a huge fan of the color scheme here idk guys 😳😳
==== 🍒🍐 TOTAL 🍐🍒 ====
+ ¥€$-32
mini sun kissed haul from today! ✨ total was around $50 ~ hope you lovelies are staying safe ♥️
🍒🍐 miscellaneous haul🍐🍒
went lifting today!! I didn’t actually plan on sh*plifting anything at first, but the insane prices on these made me think “yea fuck no” so I just hngjskhngjskngnjskgn
==== 🍒🍐 TOTAL 🍐🍒 ====
+ ¥€$-60
Okay listen up bc I’m getting tired of blocking people. I had 537 followers. Went through all of that and now have 218 because they weren’t apart of the community. Hide your likes. Hide your follows. Stop reblogging outside of the community. Stop reblogging those “good luck” posts with millions of likes and reblogs. I will start blocking you too. I’m sick of it.
^^!!!!! if you're not a lifting account, please don't interact with me or other people in the communities accounts (including liking, reblogging or following)
ok, i’m not trying to be mean or anything, but it has to be said:
if i see one more person reblog that post with thousands of notes posted from an account that LITERALLY HAS LIKES AND FOLLOWS ON, i am just going to block you. i know some of you are new, but it’s almost like you want the antis to find us. please think :/
🍒🍐 new skincare haul 🍐🍒
I’ve literally been suffering for a whole month because I ran out of skincare supplies ((FUCKING SOMEHOW)) and since the beginning of last month, I completely ran out of my face wash/cleanser + all of my sheet masks. IT WAS HELL. but just today ((COINCIDENTALLY WHEN I WAS PEAK STARVED OF LIFTING AND OF SKINCARE + FEELING CONFIDENT AS FUCK)) my mom invited me to accompany her to the store – which I obviously did. I’m proud as hell and today was a good day :,3
==== 🍒🍐TOTAL 🍐🍒 ====
+ ¥€$-38
WHY THE FUCK IS LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FANART "IN MY ORBIT" THIS IS LIFTBLR YOU FUCKS
🔧🔨💡super pragmatic IKEA haul💡🔨🔧
So, I figured out how to lift basically a full bag of any small items you want… it’s hilariously easy.
1) Bring a big ass handbag with an inflated gallon size ziploc or two inside.
2) Start shopping like a normal person, but make sure to pick something up soon after entering. Grab a yellow shopping tote, and put the item inside.
3) Hold the tote so that it covers your handbag. You want to make sure they don’t notice how full/empty it is.
4) Keep shopping. Grab what you want and also a few bulky decoy items. Ideally, play a little tetris to keep things compact now, so you can jumble stuff up and make it take up more space later.
5) Go find a bathroom and do your thang. They’re not monitored, but try not to waltz in with your bag if an employee is right there.
6) Very important tips: keep your feet pointed forward and stay sitting if at all possible. Make sure to check your bag for lumpiness. And don’t make noise when it’s quiet! The hand dryers are super fucking loud, just do as much as you can while they’re running and wait in between.
7) Keep shopping to the exit. DO NOT MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE CHECKOUT AFTER EXITING THE BATHROOM.
8) You can ditch your decoys and walk, but tbh, I’ve never seen anyone not buy shit at IKEA, and I feel like it would be suspicious. Buy at least a couple things (with cash!) You have 90 days to return them if you need to.
So anyway, I finally got a ton of stuff to improve the lighting in my shitty apartment (and a replacement for my broken can opener lmao). Here’s the damage… 😈
💡 kitchen cabinet lights and cords and shit - $177 (yes, really. those under-cabinet lights are $40 each, what the actual fuck)
💡 light strip for closet - $15
💡 spotlights for bedside shelf - $15
💡 accidental extra power cord - $5
💡 furniture glaze - $15 (they were out of stock of the one color I wanted… so I angerlifted every other color. lol what am I going to do with these?)
💡 adorable tiny USB lamp - $5
💡 can opener - $4
💡 8 packs of drawer knobs (not pictured) - $24
🔧🔨💡TOTAL: $260💡🔨🔧
HOW HARD IS IT TO PRIVATE LIKES AND FOLLOWS 😫😫
August 22nd, 2020✅
socks - ærié - $12.95
socks - ærié - $12.95
the miseducation of cameron post - çhâptêrś - $12.50
harry potter - çhâptêrś - $14.99
men’s jeans - wäłmârt - $15.00
tote bag - âmérïçáñ éágłê - $15.90
butterfly tee - áérøpöśtàłê - $24.99
black tee - áérøpöśtàłê - $24.99
fenty beauty gloss - śêphørá - $25.00
thrasher shirt - èâšt śïdé - $39.99
total: $199.26
total with tax: $229.15
my family went on vacation during the weekend so I got to hit a new mall for the first time since I began łîftîñg!! unfortunately my little sister tagged along with me so I had to be super sneaky. even though I didn’t have a łîftîñg buddy with me and I had my little sister close by, I still managed to get a decent haul :))
HOW THE HELL DID AN ED ACCOUNT FIND MY LIFT BLOG?????? HUH?????
im angry >:(
🌸míchéàlś haul gals🌸
🍓bandana- $5.79🍓
🌸slime- $2.99🌸
🍓white pen- $1.99🍓
🌸pins- $10.99 (wtf)🌸
Total: 💸$21.76💸
ghetto photo aside míchéàlś has so many cameras like it was so hard to get the bandana like dropping it and trying to shove it in my pocket was a hassle luv ✨
too lazy to put the whole list but
total: $828
🖤 under rated lifting position 🖤
So!! This is one of my favourite places to lift from and I've never seen anybody talk about it sooo in most convenience stores (make sure its chain) they will have tills with products underneath like so:
This one stores vodka bottles underneath I've never been so lucky :( but basically all you do is buy smth small like a packet of gum, preferably with a large amount of money like a £20 note so they spend more time at the till. Using your body to create a blind spot, then without looking down just reach and sleeve conceal or put things in your bag quickly. I've used this method lots of times to get sweets and gum and whatnot 😀 happy lifting ;)
