Eat My Kookie

"A smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman's body."

[catchymemes]

Lissajous curve table

[dumbass-in-a-hoodie]

i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising

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The top row circles determine where the dot is on the X-axis, the left row detetmines where it is on the Y-axis. They’re used to show more complex harmonic motion

[salty-dracon]

@the-real-numbers

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Appropriate ways to appreciate this gif:

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How BTS got their LY album covers-

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[theladyofpie-deactivated2019031]

Literally anyone: *puts butter, garlic, and onions in a pan*

Me, busting through their wall like the kool-aid man: smells good, whatcha cooking?

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Me, dropping in through roof like a spy: Do I smell BACONNNN??????

[ruinedchildhood]

at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next.

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Whoever took the time to make all those cakes needs to seriously rethink their lifestyle

[juuliaroberts]

At Subway...

Me: And can I have extra mustard please

Worker: Sure just tell me when…..

Me: 

Worker:

Me: Okay that’s good, thanks…. 

Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming* 

Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH

Worker: *Still adding mustard*

Me:

Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word! 

Worker: Would you like anything else?

Me: 

Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50

Me: *pays* 

Mom: Where is my fucking change?

[thethingsifindfunny]

This is so dumb i should not be laughing this hard

[kscotter]

reblogging again because what the fuhq laksdjf;laskdjflk

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This is literally me in Subway

[superrisu]

Thank you @buttons15 for the wonderful dialogue.  Love dat Moicy rivalry

[sihdiel-deactivated20220805]

@claw-queen-of-trash I FOUND IT. HERE HAVE THIS

[strayastoner]

[pukicho]

Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no

[pukicho]

This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

[nezumionice]

word*

[pukicho]

I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s front door.

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I love how they’re still saying it gently

[taebb-deactivated20201016]

do you not like Nicki Minaj or something? what's so bad about her collabing with BTS?

a person who publicly supported/defended a pedophile and she wanted to perform with him on the vma, homophobic and overall she’s been a mess and bitter? yeah you could say i don’t like her. now idk if bts were aware of that or not, we only can guess (we have namjoon saying there was supposed to be a huge collab on tear or an article where it says they offered her the collaboration after they finished the production for answer) it’s up to you to support it or nah but i just don’t fucking like how the fandom is keep saying it’s bts choice and we should support cuz apparently i have to like everything my favs do 🤡 and literally shutting everyone who disagrees. tho the last time i checked y’all were so quick to jump chainsmokers so

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Right? Nicki Minaj is not my favorite person, and I mean person. I love her music. Chun-Li was a bop. But in all honesty, she’s a cunt. Considering herself the Trinidadian version of Barbie is fucking ridiculous. I think her diss tracks are fire, but they’re also extremely disrespectful, and it’s only getting her less collab options in the future. She’s pretty much fucking herself and her career in rap, because eventually, “that one bitch” that she called a Stupid Hoe isn’t going to want to collab. Plus, whether she’s got the money or not, what if those people she dissed in Barbie Dreams want to sue her for exposing? What if it ruins their careers? She isn’t a very considerate person 24/7, but she does have her moments. So I agree with you, the song is amazing, but that doesn’t mean we have to love every part.

This is why BTS made two versions of it, people.

[boota]

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Heterosexual MEANS-

I can’t.

[scretladyspider]

*sips coffee* what a beautiful day to remember that asexuality is real and what the A in LGBTQA+ stands for and that they are not straight but a part of the LGBTQA+ community

[harperhug]

What a beautiful day to remember that the people who create the “ace people are straight,” the “bi people are straight,” the “trans people are misogynist,” etc. propaganda are trying to tear the queer community apart to make us all easier to pick off so if you’ve fallen for it or spread it yourself, you’re enabling people who want to do harm.

[prismatic-bell]

What a beautiful day to remember the Q stands for both Queer and Questioning, and that Queer isn’t a slur and also it’s okay to not really know what you are yet.

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What a beautiful day to just love one another, no matter their sexuality or gender.

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[djlegz]

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

[bastillry]

This is my favorite post of all time

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Did anyone else notice that it was the same interviewer each time? HE’S IN ON IT

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Naega VS. N*gga

People need to understand that when Korean people say “naega” or “niga”, it isn’t the same as “n*gga” or any other derogatory term. It’s literally means “I”, as in they’re talking about themselves. Please calm down, not everyone hates black people.

[writingsforwinter]

If you lose interest in someone, tell them. 

If you’re not looking for a relationship, tell the person you’re seeing.

If you’re thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.

If you can’t handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.

If you’re terrible at responding to messages, tell people.

If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people. 

If you’re seeing several people at the same time, tell them.

If you’re looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person you’re seeing.

It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.

[samcahntent]

And whether it makes or breaks a relationship, it’s better than not telling.

[thescienceofjohnlock]

There is nothing crueler than pretending everything is fine, when you know it isn’t.

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Guess this makes me an asshole. But actually, I don’t know how to break up with my boyfriend. I fell out of love with him in M a r c h. This is fucking stressful. Someone help.

[renissance]

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The greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. Things you think are separate and different are actually one and the same. We are all one people, but we live as if divided.

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y e s I’m in l o v e