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Cassi // INFP// She/Her// Bisexual //27 // pfp by Baewall

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

[homunculus-argument]

Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[sundayniche]

nothing screams girlhood more than reading fanfics late at night in bed

[birdsareblooming]

pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube

[birdsareblooming]

girl no

[sonicbible]

She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

[snops00]

Gay people can never just say I love you it’s always gotta be some crazy shit

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

[gracerockyyes]

I'm a booty warrior - Rocky, probably

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[dumpsterfire620]

[asteronomical]

adrian: you’re a lying, cheating piece of shit! you’re not the eridian i married!

rocky: fine then! we’re getting a divorce! and i'm taking the pebbles!

grace, pushing the monopoly board away from them: … maybe we should stop playing

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[asteronomical]

rocky: my love. how do you keep attracting so many suitors?

adrian: it's the confidence. just act like you own the place, dear

[later]

grace: ... you're in a ball.

rocky: so rocky no die in grace atmosphere. i come up! :D

[nueuhell]

I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[dadith]

this is specifically after that poe quest