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Game Changer & Make Some Noise

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One Nice Bug Per Day
noise dept.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@sfevans
a mexican man, a japanese family and i were in the hotel elevator. i'd seen them all before and knew we didn't have a shared language (i barely speak spanish, both of them spoke some english) so we were just standing there quietly and politely in the elevator just going up the floors when the family's youngest, a toddler, began babbling to the man and pointing at his shirt, which had snoopy on it. he laughed and went "sí, snoopy!" and showed off his SNOOPY WATCH (sick as hell) to the wee girl who was absolutely THRILLED and began babbling even louder and was joined (more coherently) by her older sister while her parents laughed. universal experience of people love of snoopy transcends language.
Happy national Black Cat Day! Here is a compilation of some of my favorite black cat illustrations I've done over the years. The first one is my Beanie!
*alien radio trillions of lightyears away catches a single lil jon yeah*
its a mystery
Is that…… them
YALL THERES MORE TO THE SERIES
So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.
I'm going to lose it.
can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy
It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:
If you marry a good-time girl
A joyful woman known to her town,
If she is wayward,
and revels in the moment,
do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;
joyfulness is what marks calm water.
yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total
Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old
Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.
There’s so much to unpack here:
Pack of Beakers
Goth Beaker
The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning
Gods I fucking love this post. So hard. Fuck.
🎶Muppets with a goth friend! 3 AM vibes!🎵
Interior of the Don Bosco Chapel in Brasilia by Rick Ligthelm on Flickr
90’s public washroom designed by stéphane plassier
*flies past*
That’s a weasel
@kittybroker how much for the weasel
The dependable weasel here to assist you on your perilous journey! Get the dependable weasel for only 16 weasel dollars today!
Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’
The Good Place (2016-2020)
brah
The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.
have I yelled enough by this point that Good Place is one of the best shows of past decade period
I don’t want to talk to a chatbot
give me a good FAQ page with a good search function and a way to contact a real person from your company if I cannot find the answer there