[thelowpoly3dbirdfromdaytonausa]

[sonic06apologist]

Wtf are cummies

they like those people we fought durin the cold war

[pajamaben]

your sketchers don’t even light up so I don’t really think I can trust you as a wingman tonight

[hustlerose]

you’re ugly you’re disgusting i’m gonna kill you give me $200 

[kibumkim]

my landlord every month

[hourgloss]

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have the option to kill ross geller

[kristina100000]

this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*

[with-practice]

i hope i make it. im rooting for myself.

[mothurs]

my heart is confused she needs a break from all of this

[awwcutepets]

CHUNGUS-100

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Me, a clueless cowboy:

Yeehuh?

[1999championsleaguefinal]

thinking about her (manchester united).

[dogg]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him

[officialunitedstates]

are you from heaven because tennessee

[persiancats]

[dovies]

Same

[springtimeandblind]

I can see you beside me in my peripheral vision.

[auntymurda]

u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares