The Shadow Realm

Hello! I’m your local representative for the shadow realm! (The infinite and infinitesimal void of formless and timeless shifting reality consisting of dumped concepts and existential moments that reality deemed unfit for itself.)

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Howdy, Hello, Bonjour, Hola, ŵcńłžæ¿?§

I’m the local gateway;doorway;pathway; representative;E▓̝̜n̫t█́i̶̛t▒̢̼̲y̿҉̰; for the shadow dimension!

Occasionally I like to pop into this reality to make sure there isn’t anything I can subsume, or just in case something showed up that I need to get rid of!

Good to meet;create;C̑̊o̹n̝s̷̈u̱̥m̺̃̕é;ᗩ̸̧̱̪ɳ̢̗̮̭̭̟̀̐ɳ̸̦̦̳͂̓เ̸̷̥̹̱̪ђ̺̀̎̾เ̸̀̏ℓ̵̷̧̛̛̥̗̋ค̶̶̯̗̩̮̀т̷̨̡̹̳̔̆̔є̸̲̪̔̌̕;all of you! I hope to run into you during my time in this plane of existence, and who knows? Maybe you’ll get spliced out of time and end up in my backyard!

As the old saying;deception;lie;mantra;manifesto; goes,

ᕮ̗̯̱̤̰̬̌́ν̙̙̋̋̕є̟̳̦̭̠̤́̍ͅɳ̴̩̜̣̜̪̊̿̂̚̕ เ̢̯̯̠̳̅ɳ̴̸̶̗̦̖̗̝̗̅̄̓ ᗩ̵̸̞̙̞̥̩̳̟̋̐̀́̅ɾ̷̴̶̧̳̲̞̙̳̖̈̋́̅́¢̴̱̪̰̩̎̿̐ค̪̯̺̎̊̆̾̚∂̸̯̙̺̲̞̀̀เ̶̡̨̧̦̗̪̝̗̖̟̥̇̕ค̧̫̗̝̓̎́,̵̳̥̮̘̬̦̮̆̍̆̀̓̈́̈́ т̨̨̺̬̟̤̝̼̆̂̌̐̽̈́ђ̢̦̘̜́̒̿є̵̶̢̧̤̠̲̗ɾ̢̧̬̲̲̱̳̘̉́̃͂є̨̼̈́̈́̍ ᓰ̷̦̞̞̆̈́ ค̷̸̨̣̻̦̰̭̬̭̀̉́̈́̊ɱ̙̯̯̘̺̜̫̪̰̞̭̑́̍.̧̙̳̟̮̮̹̣̓

Denizens;prisoners;tenants;captives;partygoers that’ve been trapped in my realm:

@mlmcuties @jim-the-trash-king @odeggy @art-offical @greatamazingwonderfulusername @birdie-offical @vamphellsing @hekate-offical @thegreengeneral165 @failingatlifespectacularly @politic-offical @punky-beaver-offical

Business partners:

@labyrinth-offical

@theshopkeep

@item-shop-offical

@hallucinations-offical

Children (adopted):

@never-offical

@nowhere-offical

@nothing-offical

@no-one-offical

@nonsense-offical

Dating:

@the-void-offical

Blog kinda on break, I’ll be around when I can.

[shadow-dimension-offical]

*emerges from my slumber to feast upon souls of those lost within my shadowed recesses*

Cower mortals! I have manifested once more. My doors shall plague the realities again, and draw your infinite nightmares ever closer!!

Wait…

WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO THE HOUSE!!??

HOW DID A CAT GET IN HERE?

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Are you alright, dear? Haven't seen you in a while.

( @the-void-offical )

Yes yes, I am alive and well! Thank you for the concern, dear. My classes are rather chaotic, and presenting my existence to the realm has become… a back burner project. As of late~

[shadow-dimension-offical]

I get the vibe that the official verse largely enjoys things like helluva boss, Lackadaisy, murder drones, TADC, etc…

Okey.

To get your attention, I invoke the power of Michael Kovach in this post.

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Has anyone seen my vinyl collection? I left it in the living room, and it seems to be missing.

…

If you tell me who took it, I’ll punish you less than the others.

[the-void-offical]

I have not, I'm sorry dear

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Heck

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Has anyone seen my vinyl collection? I left it in the living room, and it seems to be missing.

…

If you tell me who took it, I’ll punish you less than the others.

[offical-swallower-offical]

nom

@shadow-dimension-offical @eldrich-horror-official @satan-offical @revenge-offical @ai-offical @art-offical @artist-offical @god-offical @gaslight-offical @gatekeep-offical @girlboss-offical @tgirl-offical @pinterest-offical @spotify-official @ao3-offical @japan-offical @usa-official-usa @russia-offical @communism-offical @soviet-offical @cia-offical @the-irs-offical @lemon-offical @birdie-offical @avocado-offical @towel-offical @tgirl-offical @wlw-god-offical @mlm-god-offical @persephone-offical @hades-official @bill-cipher-offical @offical-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @following-every-offical @oldersister-offical @teeth-offical @phantom-scares @creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical @homosexuality-offical @arsenic-offical @cyanide-offical @lies-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @spelking-eror-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @graynailpolishoffical @rednailpolishoffical

[shadow-dimension-offical]

*nom* perchance to *chomp*

[supervillain-offical]

BOSS I SAW YOU IN THE NEWS ABOUT YOUR MOTOR CRASH

ARE YOU OKAY!?!!

-@minion-offical

Not your boss, wasn't in a motor crash. That's Pineapple propaganda.

[minion-offical]

what’s this then

[supervillain-offical]

Pineapple propaganda. Also you're fired.

[minion-offical]

no *bites arms off*

[supervillain-offical]

AH!

*stabs myself and gets healed*

BAD MINION! BAD MINION! GET OUT OF MY LAIR!

[minion-offical]

wait if you heal your self

If I put you into a meat grinder you built would you be getting grinded up for all of eternity?

[supervillain-offical]

Uh...

Let's not test that theory...

[minion-offical]

@hell-offical we must test this

[hell-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!

…. than I can’t turn @supervillain-offical into a pizza after he dies anymore …..

[minion-offical]

but if true then that means you can turn him into a pizza RIGHT NOW and you can eat him for all eternity

[hell-offical]

No… I’d need his soul for that…..

And I’ll only get that after he dies….

OF NATURAL CAUSES THAT DO NOT INCLUDE MINIONS OR PINEAPPLES!!!!!

[minion-offical]

No you he just haves to to turn himself into a pizza

[hell-offical]

… I am not sure if he can do that….. also… wouldn’t he have to eat himself for this entire thing to work?????

[minion-offical]

we will wear his mouth

[hell-offical]

*shocked silence*

NO!!!!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD SOLUTION!!!!!!!!

@supervillain-offical …. You should REALLY get rid of this minion…..

[minion-offical]

what’s your favorite pizza

[hell-offical]

…. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT??????? THAT’S LITERALLY MOST OF WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!

Anyway…. It’s pineapple pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top…. OBVIOUSLY!!!!

[minion-offical]

Well good for you I went to pineapple pizza with Nutella edible glitter and jelly beans on top making collage

[hell-offical]

Aha…. Nice of you?????

[minion-offical]

I am a master I will teach you the way

[hell-offical]

….what?????? NO!!!!!

[minion-offical]

I have 49 years of experience of training

[hell-offical]

In WHAT????!

Baking pizza?????

[minion-offical]

yes and my main pizza is the pineapple pizza with Nutella edible glitter and jelly beans on top

[supervillain-offical]

NO IT ISN'T! YOU LITERALLY ASKED THEM WHAT THEIR FAVORITE PIZZA IS AND THEN SAID YOU WERE AN EXPERT IN IT! GET OUT OF MY BUILDING ALREADY!

[minion-offical]

Well yeah I didn’t want to give them the wrong pizza

[supervillain-offical]

YEAH RIGHT! NOW GET OUT OF HERE!

[minion-offical]

no

[supervillain-offical]

Uh...

@nightwing-offical @holyspiritoffical @supervillains-assistant-offical @cia-offical

Anyone have any spare time to help me get rid of this random minion?

[cia-offical]

not rlly but I suppose I can try

[cia-offical]

alright alright I’m off work what did you want from me agaun

[supervillain-offical]

Oh yes! Welcome back! Could you kindly find a way to permanently get @/minion-offical out of my life? They’re currently in a Void but they’ll find a way out…

[cia-offical]

and. How am i supposed to do anything about them while they’re in a void, exactly?

[supervillain-offical]

Idk, they weren’t in the Void when I first asked you…

[cia-offical]

I. Care to explain how the fuck they got there?

[supervillain-offical]

Oh, well, um, the minion was kind of getting out of control so I asked the Void to come deal with them for the time being. But the Yellow Peasant (code word for 🍍) breaks out of the Void all the time to come torment us, and the Minion is a tool of the Yellow Peasant-as much as the Yellow Peasant denies it-so it can plausibly do that as well. I want it gone. It has spread the most heinous lies about me and repeatedly attacked my assistant and tried to turn my allies against me, all while pretending to work for me! I never hired this minion! It's quite aggravating.

So yes. That is how they got there.

[cia-offical]

uhuhhh. Well. I’ll. see what I can do

[supervillain-offical]

Splendid!

[the-pineapple-offical]

Correction I live in the glitter room I am on the RUN from the void I don’t live in it

[supervillain-offical]

WHAT?!?! HOW DID YOU SEE THIS?! I DIDN'T EVEN SAY YOUR NAME!!!! Also @the-void-offical did you know about this?

[the-void-offical]

It just happened-

I don't know if I can hold onto pineapple anymore-

Maybe try @nowhere-offical or @shadow-dimension-offical ?

Maybe @the-abyss-offical ?

Pineapple broke free too many times

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Hmm… possibly? I can’t promise I can stop pineapple from finding doors between my realms… but I could at least make sure he ends up in my Air BnB with the others? Though…

I feel they may be beyond my power level.

Maybe @item-shop-offical has something that can bind them?

[wannablegendary]

REBLOG GAME!

Replace every vowel in ur url with 'oob'

Woobnnioobbloobgoobndoobry

Man this is like a alien name

@ everyone who wants to join

Specific tags coming later, too lazy to do it rn

[fbi--offical]

fboob--oobffoobcoobl

fboob. :C

@cia-offical @ant-offical @lemon-offical @profain-offical @the-great-mage-offical @mafia-official @knife-offical +anyone else :>

[knife-offical]

knoobfoob-oobffoobcoobl

@sappho-offical @saxophone-offical @sally-jackson-offical @arsenic-offical

Open

[arsenic-offical]

Oobrsoobnoobc-oobffoobcoobl

Beautiful. @satan-offical @hallucinations-offical @hatman-offical @lemon-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical

[hallucinations-offical]

hooblloobcoobnoobtooboobns-oobffobbcoibl

lol @thing-offical @oldersister-offical @the-sewer-rxt @shadow-dimension-offical

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Shoobdoobwdimoobsoobobbn-obbffobbcoiobbl

[hello-offical]

hello!

@shadow-dimension-offical @eldrich-horror-official @satan-offical @revenge-offical @ai-offical @art-offical @artist-offical @god-offical @gaslight-offical @gatekeep-offical @girlboss-offical @tgirl-offical @pinterest-offical @spotify-official @ao3-offical @japan-offical @usa-official-usa @russia-offical @communism-offical @soviet-offical @cia-offical @the-irs-offical @lemon-offical @birdie-offical @avocado-offical @towel-offical @tgirl-offical @wlw-god-offical @mlm-god-offical @persephone-offical @hades-official @bill-cipher-offical @offical-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @following-every-offical @oldersister-offical @teeth-offical @phantom-scares @creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical @homosexuality-offical @arsenic-offical @cyanide-offical @lies-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @spelking-eror-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @graynailpolishoffical @rednailpolishoffical

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Hello!

[satan-offical]

Don't mind me 🫧🧼🧽🧽🧼🧼🫧🧽🫧🧼🫧🧽 Just cleaning your screen so you don't forget about me 🧽🧼🫧🧽🧼🫧🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🫧🧽🧼🧽🧼 I hope you have a good day 🧽🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧

[lemonade-offical]

It's not waterproof.

[zest-offical]

lmao imagine not being waterproof

couldn't be me

you're gonna be so diluted

[lemonade-offical]

Just because your waterproof doesn't mean you can't drown.

*places towel on your face and pulls out comically large watergun*

[zest-offical]

*dumps you in the pacific ocean*

[lemonade-offical]

*grows legs long enough to standin said pacific ocean*

[zest-offical]

*upside-downs you*

[lemonade-offical]

*downside-ups me*

Why r we infighting?

[punky-beaver-offical]

cuz I said so, @zest-offical, use roar

[zest-offical]

uhm 👉👈 >_< ( ^ω^ )_(:3 」∠)_ rawr! (≧∀≦)

OwO

@lemonade-offical get combo'd

[lemonade-offical]

Bet

@avhira use draw them pregnant with misfortune

[punky-beaver-offical]

Nooooo it's very effective, @zest-offical use gay

[avhira]

BUT I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING?!?

[punky-beaver-offical]

HAHA that means i win >:3

[avhira]

Hold on... I'll sik the void on you.

@the-void-offical

[the-void-offical]

Hmmm?

Ah.

Yeah alright. *Shoves @punky-beaver-offical into a corner.*

[punky-beaver-offical]

*stares into the void* hot.

[the-void-offical]

... I have a boyfriend

[punky-beaver-offical]

it wasn't me who shoved someone into a corner was it?

[the-void-offical]

..... @shadow-dimension-offical will you take this one?

[shadow-dimension-offical]

…

…

I most certainly will

@punky-beaver-offical , do you fear eternity?

[punky-beaver-offical]

nah, it sounds fun ngl

[shadow-dimension-offical]

We’ll see… were you just hitting on my partner or giving them unwanted attention?

[punky-beaver-offical]

second option

[shadow-dimension-offical]

They are both the wrong answer. Enjoy being trapped.

[satan-offical]

Don't mind me 🫧🧼🧽🧽🧼🧼🫧🧽🫧🧼🫧🧽 Just cleaning your screen so you don't forget about me 🧽🧼🫧🧽🧼🫧🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🫧🧽🧼🧽🧼 I hope you have a good day 🧽🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧

[lemonade-offical]

It's not waterproof.

[zest-offical]

lmao imagine not being waterproof

couldn't be me

you're gonna be so diluted

[lemonade-offical]

Just because your waterproof doesn't mean you can't drown.

*places towel on your face and pulls out comically large watergun*

[zest-offical]

*dumps you in the pacific ocean*

[lemonade-offical]

*grows legs long enough to standin said pacific ocean*

[zest-offical]

*upside-downs you*

[lemonade-offical]

*downside-ups me*

Why r we infighting?

[punky-beaver-offical]

cuz I said so, @zest-offical, use roar

[zest-offical]

uhm 👉👈 >_< ( ^ω^ )_(:3 」∠)_ rawr! (≧∀≦)

OwO

@lemonade-offical get combo'd

[lemonade-offical]

Bet

@avhira use draw them pregnant with misfortune

[punky-beaver-offical]

Nooooo it's very effective, @zest-offical use gay

[avhira]

BUT I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING?!?

[punky-beaver-offical]

HAHA that means i win >:3

[avhira]

Hold on... I'll sik the void on you.

@the-void-offical

[the-void-offical]

Hmmm?

Ah.

Yeah alright. *Shoves @punky-beaver-offical into a corner.*

[punky-beaver-offical]

*stares into the void* hot.

[the-void-offical]

... I have a boyfriend

[punky-beaver-offical]

it wasn't me who shoved someone into a corner was it?

[the-void-offical]

..... @shadow-dimension-offical will you take this one?

[shadow-dimension-offical]

…

…

I most certainly will

@punky-beaver-offical , do you fear eternity?

[punky-beaver-offical]

nah, it sounds fun ngl

[shadow-dimension-offical]

We’ll see… were you just hitting on my partner or giving them unwanted attention?

[satan-offical]

Don't mind me 🫧🧼🧽🧽🧼🧼🫧🧽🫧🧼🫧🧽 Just cleaning your screen so you don't forget about me 🧽🧼🫧🧽🧼🫧🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🧼🧽🫧🧽🧼🧽🧼 I hope you have a good day 🧽🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼🫧

[lemonade-offical]

It's not waterproof.

[zest-offical]

lmao imagine not being waterproof

couldn't be me

you're gonna be so diluted

[lemonade-offical]

Just because your waterproof doesn't mean you can't drown.

*places towel on your face and pulls out comically large watergun*

[zest-offical]

*dumps you in the pacific ocean*

[lemonade-offical]

*grows legs long enough to standin said pacific ocean*

[zest-offical]

*upside-downs you*

[lemonade-offical]

*downside-ups me*

Why r we infighting?

[punky-beaver-offical]

cuz I said so, @zest-offical, use roar

[zest-offical]

uhm 👉👈 >_< ( ^ω^ )_(:3 」∠)_ rawr! (≧∀≦)

OwO

@lemonade-offical get combo'd

[lemonade-offical]

Bet

@avhira use draw them pregnant with misfortune

[punky-beaver-offical]

Nooooo it's very effective, @zest-offical use gay

[avhira]

BUT I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING?!?

[punky-beaver-offical]

HAHA that means i win >:3

[avhira]

Hold on... I'll sik the void on you.

@the-void-offical

[the-void-offical]

Hmmm?

Ah.

Yeah alright. *Shoves @punky-beaver-offical into a corner.*

[punky-beaver-offical]

*stares into the void* hot.

[the-void-offical]

... I have a boyfriend

[punky-beaver-offical]

it wasn't me who shoved someone into a corner was it?

[the-void-offical]

..... @shadow-dimension-offical will you take this one?

[shadow-dimension-offical]

…

…

I most certainly will

@punky-beaver-offical , do you fear eternity?

[the-twilight-zone-official]

There is a 5th dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition. And it lies in between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination, it is an area which we call, “The Twilight Zone.”

Hello everybody and welcome to an official blog I’m surprised hasn’t been made already!

But before we begin I would like to give an unreality trigger warning. This is a roleplaying sideblog for a fictional show, but the contents of the show are treated as real events.

And to the youngins or people unaware of The Twilight Zone, it is a black and white anthology series that first aired on October 2nd, 1959. It is one of the biggest influences for another popular sci-fi horror show, Black Mirror.

(Divider creds: top divider belongs to @/sister-lucifer, middle divider belongs to @/sisterlucifergraphics).

There are blinkies below this cut.

[no-one-offical]

‎

[the-void-offical]

@shadow-dimension-offical is this your sibling or something?

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Yeah! Haven’t seen them since I moved out!

[ever1s-fav-sidechara-offical]

hello, you know that one non important side character everyone loves for some reason? Yeah that's me

i represent every single one of them

Ummm.. you can call me by whatever pronouns, i don't care

(mod goes by he him)

Tags cuz me want notes

@homosexuality-offical @ava-offical @ankle-biter-offical @amnesia-offical @blackdragon-offical @crabs-offical @doomedbythenarrativeoffical

@elvis-offical @emo-offical @ferg-offical @fujoshi-offical @gut-feeling-offical @gender-euphoria-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @girl-scouts-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @hazard-to-society-offical

@incorrect-corrector-offical @immortal-snail-offical @shadow-dimension-offical I kinda give up on tags cuz I'm tired

[shadow-dimension-offical]

BOBBY.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[nblnb-god-offical]

@the-abyss-offical @void-official

This true?

[the-void-offical]

(you didn't tag me?) No, I have an area for staring. It stares back.

I can't tell you about screaming into the abyss though

[nblnb-god-offical]

(I meant to but you didn't show up)

[the-void-offical]

(that problem has been happening, not sure why-)

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Only a chosen, lucky few, can perceive the void.

[shadow-dimension-offical]

Someone dropped this lil’ fucker in my realm. Anyone want to adopt this… lil’ shit?