[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

me: Come and get daddy some burgers and nuggets you hungerslut

mcdonalds cashier: what the fuck is wrong with you

[mustache-goat]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

[nerf-my-ass]

I got the cutest PS4 to play Overwatch with! I got all them cute stickers from a con and i love them to death. And yes they are arranged by my favourite ships~

[death-420]

im fukcing dying

[roskii]

When you remember there is leftover pizza in the fridge

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[couplesuggestions]

it’s morning, we wake up, eat breakfast together, then sunbathe and go for a walk, and do our own things when we get back. i love spending my days with you. i love you.

[hellolittlebow-deactivated20190]

Don’t teabag me until you’v won sweetheart ;p

[marmarsoulless]

FUCKING D E S T R O Y E D

[hoeonfilm]

Get Out (2017)

[lagonegirl]

Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades.

GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this 

#NickiMinaj #BlackPride

[prostylgel]

BITCH YESSS

[lemon-creme]

i want touka to be safe

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

the Bloop (a mysterious underwater noise so loud that it was detected by several SONAR research stations from every far corner of the ocean) was merely a single hot n’ nasty clap from the luscious cheeks of my perfect ass

[geniusoflove]

i dont know if i like this post arthur

[fuks]

[offeldotter]

[pochowek]

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

[flanneldragon]

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

[elysiadragon]

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

[flanneldragon]

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

[foulserpent]

gay sex doesnt just “accidentally” happen billions of times ! wake up and face the truth scientists! bugs are gay! bugs are having all kinds of gay bug sex right under your feet and there is NOTHING you can do about it!

[cutekittensarefun]

What do you want?