A dragon's hoard of neat trinkets

[shadowknight19kay]

Master Post

Hello! I mostly go by Shadow, but I will accept anything based off of my username (which I came up with when I was 14, in case its vibes were not obvious enough)!

I have been writing since 2017 and I want to finally begin posting some of it, so I thought I'd make this for ease of organizing. I will add things as I write them. I will also put stuff for my Rooks, since I talk a lot about them.

Dragon Age the Veilguard

Silver Iseril Thorne

Intro

Five core traits

Rook & I

Vibes

Armor (after leaving Weisshaupt)

Death

Fire (fighting Elgar'nan)

Secrets

Scent

Evanuris

Pride

Color

Iustinian de Riva

Intro

Secrets

Wanted Poster

Pride

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[luckyraisin]

some Davrin doodles augh

[important-animal-images]

[eeveestho]

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[embyrr922]

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

[heroofthreefaces]

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

[octophat]

[heyfruitcake]

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

L'Odissea di Nolan tra "scheletri spazzatura" e relitti: Arpa al lavoro in Sicilia, che succede

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

[ignitelimelight]

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

[stormloup]

And they’re getting the fuck away with it

@isuggesteatingtherich any suggestions?

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have an epic to suggest

[hittingpeoplewithmycar-official]

me too

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and Stockholm syndrome was also coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[lastoneout]

Next you're gonna tell me 40% of all people beat their partners.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[torstherapy]

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

Just Harding posting today, as one should.

Happy Harding week to all who celebrate! ❤️

[karawra]

rook in fade prison (this is how the team found her btw)

idea by @opulentshits

[femme--deer-deactivated20260430]

Credits to the photographer Honey Gilmore. Consider checking out their other work !! :

https://www.instagram.com/iamhoneygilmore/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

[mindofsafiya]

I did this illustration based on this photo! I was so inspired by this 🤩🏳️‍🌈

[vullen]

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[geopsych]

Solstice morning of another year

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[augustdementhe]

I just need a good pot, a good wok, TWO paring knives, TWO steak knives, and one Santoku style choppitychoppity.

That’s IT.

I ask for SO LITTLE.

[rionsanura]

Very helpfully, there is someone keeping track of which high-quality kitchenware has been enshittified and which hasn’t.

https://ledger.worseonpurpose.com/

[augustdementhe]

Oh HELL yes.

[dragonagegallery]

Evanuris Herladry

Ghilan'nain / Sylaise

June / Falon'Din

Elgar'nan / Andruil