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i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.
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female-presenting vitruvian
i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.
Mine was buried even deeper, under Devices -> Typing -> How AI has helped you.
(Spoiler: it hadn't helped me. But it was on by default.)
oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO
When ranchers in Utah's Rich County found eighteen sheep killed in March 2022, they assumed coyotes. USDA Wildlife Services flew a plane over the kill site and found something feeding on the carcasses that had only been confirmed in the state eight times in forty years. It was a wolverine. Utah sits at the extreme southern margin of the wolverine's North American range. The animal is built for the deep snow and high alpine of Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming, country above ten thousand feet where the winters last eight months and the terrain rejects everything that is not specifically engineered to survive it. A wolverine showing up in Utah's ranch country was not a routine predator complaint. It was a biological event. State wildlife managers had no protocol for it because they had never needed one. Biologists set specialized barrel traps near the sheep carcasses. Catching a wolverine in a live trap is considered one of the most difficult captures in North American wildlife management. The animal is trap-smart, solitary, covers enormous distances daily, and operates almost exclusively in terrain that humans struggle to access on foot. The odds of a wolverine walking into a barrel trap were close to zero. The next morning, a sheepherder found one of the trap doors dropped. Inside was a healthy, twenty-eight-pound male, estimated at three to four years old. It was the first wolverine ever live-captured by biologists in Utah's history. The team sedated him, packed his body in ice to keep his core temperature stable during the examination, fitted him with a GPS tracking collar, and released him into the deep snow of the Uinta Mountains. For researchers who had spent careers studying an animal they almost never got to see, that collar was the first real-time data source on wolverine movement the state had ever produced. The data that came back over the next twenty-five days confirmed what wolverine biologists in other states had documented but Utah had never been able to verify on its own ground. The animal logged over 195 miles of travel in less than a month. He did not drift south toward lower elevations or leave the state. He locked into the high peaks of the Uintas above ten thousand feet and ran massive looping circuits through avalanche chutes, rocky ridgelines, and snowfields deep enough to bury a man standing upright. The daily distances he covered would qualify as an endurance event for a human athlete on flat ground. He was doing it through the most physically punishing terrain in the state, in winter, alone, at elevation, without stopping. The eighteen dead sheep that started the whole sequence were never repeated. The wolverine moved into the high country and stayed there, operating in a landscape so remote and so hostile that the only evidence of his existence was the GPS signal pinging coordinates from ridgelines that no person had visited in months. The collar proved what the forty years of scattered sightings could only suggest. The wolverine was not passing through Utah. It was living there, quietly covering nearly two hundred miles of frozen alpine rock in less than a month, completely invisible to every human being in the state.
Source: Utah Division of Wildlife Resources / USDA Wildlife Services
what’s the rush?
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it
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IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.
Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.
btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222
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i felt like this was important idk
PLEASE REBLOG!
In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center
I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world
Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema
Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓
LISTEN TO THEM
THIS!! Coming from a survivor, never force water down a person’s throat, there’s a high likelihood of aspiration. Take them to the ER immediately or call your emergency number.
These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it
Posting wasp propaganda because my ass is seething yo!
Update! Edited background to be lighter for better legibility, usually use grey backgrounds for artwork and forgor that it probably wouldn’t be great to read!
Fun Fact! The wasps people are scared of (usually seen in places with sugary foods) are drunk! Unlike bees, wasps can consume refined sugar, and jt gets them drunk and angry!
We be seein a wasp after one very hard late night at the local pub n' think every single one of them is boozin and bruisin
The wasps keep breaking into my house
We need to start publicly shaming people for creating huge messes everywhere they go in stores. Retail employees should be allowed to stamp "DOUCHEBAG" on your forehead if you keep fucking up every display you see
At work we call these people hurricane customers (because they walk through the store wreaking havoc like a hurricane) and I think it should become a widely known term that no one would wanna be associated with because it means you're a fucking entitled jerk. Slash serious. If you literally cannot look at an item without completely fucking everything up just ask us for help. It's a better use of everyone's time and it's why we're there
I also think that there's a degree of irony to the fact that the most fucked up section in our store is usually the kids section. And to be clear, it's not because of the kids! The kids don't really care enough to rifle through piles. It's the adults who want to look at every size since they're not sure what their kid would wear (which is why we have samples right next to every isle). But it's like... Next time your kid isn't cleaning up their toys or whatever please remember the example that you are setting.
Also people who open the packaged items. Just fucking steal it at that point, it would actually be way less work for us if you just went ahead and stole it I'm so serious
"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that
Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable
y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right
t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??
THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP
nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE
they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about
i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper
Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?
A fucking what now?
BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!
Here in New York it’s just called an ice.
DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.
who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.
?. The humble freeze pop ??
What part of New York because Upstate/Central NY we flip between icee pops and otter pops (cus Canada is closer than nyc).
Otter Pop and Zooper Dooper are both brand names, so insisting that all freezer pops are called Zooper Doopers is like insisting that all cars are called Chevrolets.
Do you have a go-bag?
Yes, it's packed right now
Sorta, I have a list with what it needs
No, I don't need one
What's a go-bag?
To all those who are saying no, at least look up what is recommended to have in one and keep that list on hand, preferably on the notes app that comes with your phone so you can add on personal items you don’t want to go anywhere without, especially if you don’t think you can think clearly if told to pack in a hurry. You never know when you’ll need a go bag and the panic might make you forget something important.
it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold
"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable
It happened
The poor dude sounds just a little exasperated, and with good reason
"You Look Familiar!"
Bill Cipher recognizes Caine from their old flat days. Yes, I'm continuing it. It's spooky how my humor fits them tbh.