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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

mulaneysbutt

Emmy Award Winning™️

pharaohamunsadji

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

pomrania

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

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“I have very nice hooves”

action52

travis mcelroy spelling his name in cum in the brentalfloss comic

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gamebooadvanced

Oh my god they were roommates

coastworthy

Wait a second…

You mean that

Andrew

Dobson….

cyberpussy2077

oh something really bad happened here didn’t it.

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oddishtea

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

surprisebitch

the girl has big dick energy

frozenspots

*wakes up* i miss jasiri

crtter

Brazilian cherries aren’t related to common cherries at all! They look like this and taste rather sour:

Also, if you’re not used to them, Brazilian grapetrees look really alien:

The fruit is formed in the trunk, not the branches!

nightskyecosplay

Those are so cool! @glumshoe have you seen these???? I know you like flora and fauna~

(Hope it was okay to tag you. If not, just lmk and I’ll untag!)

molecular-despot

Looks like a funky disease :O

just-shower-thoughts

Getting divorced and re-married is like starting a game over so you can go with the mage instead of the warrior.

powerfulwizard

MY WIFE LEAVING ME IS LIKE BIDEO GAME

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bkpokemonart

When your friend does a good job.

bltknight

yamujiburo

AU where Jessie and Ash travel together but then Jessie falls in love with Ash’s mom

yamujiburo

this post is doing better than i thought it would so of course now i have to explain the ages here lol

Jessie is 25 and always has been 25 in the anime (confirmed in the 2nd movie and the Mewtwo radio drama from the 1st movie). The idea that she and James are teenagers came from on blog post on tumblr with false info that everyone believed. She also lies about her age in the dub (a common gag in anime with vain characters like herself).

In Takeshi Shudo’s book, Pocket Monsters: The Animation, it’s stated that Delia had Ash 19 making her 29 currently.

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yall are so fucked with your cancel culture shit. and i dont mean like the james charles and pewdiepie and projared drama or anything like that.

i mean when yall bring up shit from 5+ years ago that people never had repeat offenses on after they immediately apologized after being told they were in the wrong.

you seem to forget people grow and change over time. you seem to forget switching your opinions and growing and doing better and becoming a better person is part of being human, part of being a person. like, not to be that guy but a year ago i was an aphobic transmed. am i now? hell no, because i grew up and realized i was in the wrong and changed.

holy shit. people are humans. dont fucking idolize them and rip them apart when you dig up shit they said 5+ years ago that they have never done since. dont place people on pedestals and expect them to be flawless. nobody is. and this isnt even about violent racism, transphobia/homophobia, or predatory behavior either so dont try to twist my words.

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lizcreedart

Haytham and Connor relationship in a nutshell....

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xDD

katzenprince

omg rofl

suntproastasiurata-deactivated2

hihi :3

aauditoree

the guy in charge of the AC3 remastered game graphics:

dovespring

this clip from episode 21 has been making me laugh for the last ten minutes asihdkash. the audio suddenly cutting out, the slow head turn, the noise at the end akjhfkdsjh