fiat justitia ruat caelum

"let justice be done even though the heavens fall." My name is Robin Hood and I am not the man the legends make me out to be. Oh, the exploits they tell of I have done and many beyond that. But I am a woman, not a man, but I think you've figured that out already. ((Rp blog for a female Robin Hood. Face claim is Lauren Cohan. My main blog is nonbinaryreids.tumblr.com))

[memesandthings]

DARK, THRILLING, AND/OR CRIMINAL SENTENCE STARTERS. [PT1] [PT2]

“I’m scared.”

“Are you hurt?”

“Are you scared?”

“Is this even legal?”

“Just trust me.”

“We’re locked in!”

“I know what I’m doing.”

“It’s too dark in here.”

“Why are we here?”

“They have a gun…”

“They have a knife…”

“Grab what you need, and let’s go.”

“Be quiet. Don’t let them see you.”

“Choose your victim.”

“We don’t have to do this.”

“They’re coming for us.”

“How do you know how to do that?”

“What the fuck are you doing in here?”

“We’re getting out of here unseen.”

“Something moved over there.”

“Do you have the stuff?”

“So, what’s the plan?”

“It’s not safe here.”

“This is your fault.”

“We’ve gotta go. Now.”

“Hey, how drunk are you?”

“Hey, how high are you?”

“Is that… a dead body?”

“We’re not alone in here…”

“What do you need me to do?”

“It’s not safe here, you should go.”

“I can’t believe you stole that!”

“Hey, stay close to me. Got it?”

“If they catch us, we’re dead.”

“… There’s no signal out here.”

“Where’s the money you owe me?”

“Have you ever done this before?”

“Did you bring what I asked?”

“I saw you steal that…”

“I think I dropped my weapon.”

“This is the last time I ever do this.”

“Shit, the cops are coming!”

“Wait. I think I heard footsteps.”

“We shouldn’t be doing this.”

“The cops are looking for us.”

“What the fuck is that?!”

“You’re gonna get hurt.”

“Next time, I’ll kill you.”

“It’s my first time doing this.”

“You’re gonna get us caught.”

“You seriously got high without me?”

“You seriously got drunk without me?”

“I’m never doing this with you again.”

“How’d you get all this money?”

“What are you doing out here?”

“What if something goes wrong?”

“I have a bad feeling about this.”

“I’ve never gotten high before…”

“I’ve never gotten drunk before…”

“What the fuck did you do now?”

“Let’s go and do something bad.”

“Whatever it was, it wasn’t human.”

“So are we getting high, or what?”

“I’ll kill the asshole that did this to you.”

“It seems like you’ve done this before.”

“I have to be honest… this car is stolen.”

“What do you mean this isn’t your car?!”

“I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”

“What do you mean this isn’t your house?!”

“That’s… a lot of drugs you’ve got there.”

“Please tell me you brought a weapon with you.”

“We don’t have to do this, we can turn around.”

“How much time will they give us if we get caught?”

“Watch the door for me? I’ll be out in five minutes.”

“Maybe it’s the drugs, but I swear I heard someone…”

“This is literally the worst fucking time to hurt your leg!”

“Are you about to go do something illegal? Count me in.”

“The engine is dead and we’re in the middle of nowhere. Fucking great.”

[justmorerpmemes]

Extremely Exhausted Starters

[fiiveroundsrapid-deactivated202]

justmorerpmemes‌:

“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”

[shadowofsherwood]

for @ahopefulbunch

Robin woke up slowly, her head pounding and most of her body aching. As she remembered where she was, though, she sat upright, biting back a groan as her aching body shrieked in protest. Oh, shit. This wasn’t good.

Not only had she gotten caught, but she had gotten caught by someone who knew exactly how good she was at escaping and how good her gang was at breaking her out. Oh, no, they weren’t fucking around with this prison cell.

She was in solitary confinement and she was willing to bet this cell had been built just for her or someone like her. Two rows of bars, five feet apart, stood between her and the door. One with a traditional lock, one electronic, and the door, she was sure, was a fortress of its own. And to top it all off, three prison guards and two federal agents stood outside that door and several security cameras were watching from behind the rows of bars. Oh, hell. She hoped Robert saw the news tonight. Her gang was good, but without him... this one would be hard.

[scottishtwitter]

[shadowofsherwood]

a shadow, a rumor, a whisper in the night

a thief, a criminal, a... hero?

robin’s back (and so am i! trying to be active again)

[ahopefulbunch-deactivated202102]

bang! (for robin)

IN AN INSTANT HE FELT IT,     as the crack echoed around the room and he stumbled with the force of the bullet.      his gaze met hers,   green eyes grimacing against the pain.      “ just go ! ”  he shouted,  ducking for cover and smacking his head against the wall with a grunt against the pain,   pressing against the bullet wound.  “ go !  get outta here! ”

 @shadowofsherwood   |  bang !  bang !

[shadowofsherwood]

“Have you lost your goddamn mind along with all that blood?” Robin snapped at her twin. She wouldn’t leave him, not like this. She scrambled to reload her gun, shoving her last clip into place. Damn, damn, damn. Not enough bullets, not enough time, and too many men coming at them. She ducked down next to him, yanking off her jacket and pressing it against his wound. “Hold this - fuck,” she swore as she heard another cluster of shots echoing around them. She peered our from their hiding spot, taking a single shot and ducking down before she could see its impact.

[platonicrpmemes]

Send “Hold still!” to find my muse injured.

Or “That hurts!” for mine to find yours.

[magnoliamemes-deactivated201906]

Send  🤛 to hit my muse as hard as possible

[plotbunnie]

Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

[prompts-memes-n-more]

Send 'bang!' To witness my muse being shot

[sergle]

oh? time for frog?

these are also stickers! (the stickers don’t have my stamp)

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FANDOMS INCL:  asoiaf , robin hood ,  outlander ,  victorious ,  bbc sherlock ,  twilight saga ,  criminal minds ,  sense8 ,  torchwood ,  doctor who ,  pirates of the caribbean ,  marvel ,  full(er) house ,  downton abbey ,  victoria ,  pride & prejudice ( & zombies )

[ahopefulbunch-deactivated202102]

open starter  ||  ROBIN HOOD

“ WOAH WOAH, I MEAN YOU NO HARM ! ”    he chuckles anyway, can’t help it as the horse REARED up in front of him as he jumped out from the treeline.   bow in one hand and arms spread wide.  he was by himself, though they didn’t need to know that.     according to rumours robin hood had HUNDREDS of supporters,  HUNDREDS of members in his gang, of course he wouldn’t be alone.   “ but i will relieve you of your valuables !”

[shadowofsherwood]

A long stream of curses came from the hooded figure as the horse slammed back to earth with a jolt. “Robert, you idiot, it’s me!” Robin pushed back her hood, scowling at her brother. “Can’t recognize your own sister, huh? I think you’re losing your touch.”

[rpsentencestarters]

Zootopia Sentence Starters (Part Fourteen):

[rpsentencestarters]

"Stop it. You're not like them."

"So, let me ask you a question; are you afraid of me?"

"Do you think I might go nuts?"

"Yeah? Well, we're loud."

"Don't expect us to apologize for it."

"Greasy walls.... Rickety bed... Crazy neighbors. I love it!!"

"My bad, I just naturally assumed you came from some little carrot-choked Podunk, no?"

"You'll never be a real cop."

"Oh, there she is! Hi, sweetheart!"

"I'd be happy to take you back."

"I'd appreciate that more than you can imagine."

"These dudes have some questions."

"Really? 'Cause I've got a dozen-and-a-half animals here who've gone off the rails crazy, and you can't tell me why! Now I'd call that awfully far from doing everything!"

"It may be time to consider their biology."

"And we are going to keep it that way."

"Where are you going? Where are you going? Get back here! What are you doing, he's gonna see you! What are you looking at? Hey! Whatever you're thinking, stop thinking it!"

"Better have the extra foam this time."

"Hey! Open up!"

"You're gonna have to master all of them before you hit the streets, or guess what?"

"You'll be dead!"

"You're dead, bunny bumpkins."

"As I've told you, we're doing everything we can."

"Yes, I know."

"He's a florist."

"I didn't start it!"

"All this equipment is brand new."

"Guess he's in no rush to get home to the missus."

"Okay. How?"

"I've got movies that haven't even been released yet."

"You dirty rat, why are you helping her?"

"Okay, look! I will take this to make you stop talking."

"Terrific! Everyone wins!"

"Okay, gotta go. Bye!"

"You're gonna wake the baby."

"I gotta get to work."

"This is important."

[howlpendraig]

sword lesbian this, sword lesbian that, will anyone spare a thought for bow and arrow lesbians in these melee fighting times

[howlpendraig]

me (a lesbian) pulls out my bow, notches an arrow, winks at my lady love and says “the only thing straight about me is my shooting” before skewering the sheriff of nottingham 

[valtsv]

#a banner unfurls from the shaft that just says: gay rights!

[ahopefulbunch-deactivated202102]

if you’re FALLING IN THE FOREST, and there’s nobody around, do you ever really crash or even make a SOUND?

[ahopefulbunch-deactivated202102]

throughout   our  lives  there will always  be  I N J U S T I C E  to fight  and the people we love  most  will  always  eventually  L E A V E  us  but  everyone  experience events that T R A N S F O R M   them  for  a lifetime and beyond. some even take pleasure in being the one to C R E A T E  those world defining events but even those events cannot D E F I N E  us.  some even experience the   D E A D L Y ; the  O T H E R  W O R L D L Y ; or things that can simply be defined by  S C I E N C E  but so long as there is HOPE then the world is never truly a DARK or TERRIBLE place.

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